Real men do eat KKs. If you've never had one, you must follow the Ancient Traditional Initiation to the Krispy Kreme Brotherhood.
The proper procedure for the ATIKKB is as follows:
1. Yea, and The Light MUST be on, for only the Fresh Hot Donut shall be consumed by the Initiate.
2. And the Fresh Hot Donut SHALL be free, and a given sample from the Provider of the Fresh Hot Donuts himself.
3. And the Fresh Hot Donut WILL be eaten at once, and its entirety MUST be pushed fully into the mouth of the Initiate. It must not receive two bites, nor three, nor any number of bites.
This is best done at some time when the sun has not yet rose. However, having several Initiate perform the Rite at once during a crowded Saturday morning is quite the event as well. Having 6 guys at one time cramming an entire donut into their mouths tends to unnerve the locals. :)
The trick to KKs is that they have to be eaten hot. Let 'em sit for a while, and they'll just go to lead in your stomach.