Quoted: I've got 2 favorites. The Buffalo Chicken Pizza from BJ's Brewery in the Chandler mall is delicious.
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I got sick from eating at BJ's once.
I mean REALLY sick.
We're talking "double-barrel", "semi-liquid projectile", "two-exits-no-waiting" sick.
I ordered the fettucini alfredo. It was "mildly" warm when it arrived. A warning light in my head went off but I was hungry. So I scarfed and had some of their homebrew ale to wash it down.
Not 20 minutes after leaving the restaurant - in the amount of time it took to walk from BJ's to Barnes&Noble halfway across the mall - it hit. Hard.
I JUST barely made it to the bookstore restroom and thank GOD there was an empty stall. I shot like Linda Blair in the Exorcist. And again. And again.
Then the back doorbell rang! I never clenched my ass so tight in my life trying to hold it in while I frantically unbuckled may pants. Didn't even get a chance to wipe my mouth when I had to drop trou, turn, aim and fire.
Then it was back and forth a few times - front and back doors were opening and closing so fast it was all just a blur. A big, chunky, cheesey, alfredo-and-beer-colored shit/puke/chowder mess.
Then when I was finally empty, I dry-heaved for about 5 minutes. Mmmmmm... bile. It really is green! Fuuuuuck.
I hadn't puked in 20years up till then. I got a cast iron stomach but I tell you what - there was something in that fettucini that was like tannerite in tapioca. It was some fucking explosive shit! (literally)
So if you ever go to BJ's Brewery in the Chandler mall - stay the f@ck AWAY from the fettucini alfredo!!!