You, me and Anne...  One skydive jump, my treat.  If you don't have your cert (mil doesn't count, grrrrr) it'll have to be a dual strap, but it will still be cool.  Let's the three of us do a tandem?  

C'mon bro!  Anne, whip that man of yours into shape, cause I know you want to go!  

Put some Lynkin Park on those headphones and let's get motivated!  I got the time and money now!  No more parenting, woo hoo!  Time to live!

C'mon, bro, I know you'll see this tonight.  Let's go this Sunday.

Quoted: ... it'll have to be a dual strap, but it will still be cool ...

... Ouch! Dunno if I like the sound of a dual strap-on

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