I have to get the fuck out of here. Camy and I split the sheets, and it ain't pretty. I need time for a friend, a beer, and the outdoors.
Yes, I only have one leg, so I need a tandem jump from a qualified member. I'll pay you whatever you need. I love jumping. Or, what about paragliding? Hang gliding? Something... Anything. Up high, with just God and the wind. I cannot land on my right leg, so I need you to keep that in mind.
How about a weekend horeback riding, camping, fishing? Let's go fucking do something. Hook me up with a cute little female, a block of beer, a horse, and let me go to town (OK<, so it sounds like a porno). Anyone got some shooting land, with a fishing spot, I can bring a friend to go riding borrowing your horses?
I don't give a fuck what it costs. I just need OUT for a while. Help me out, someone, please? I already miss "my" kids, and it's only going to get worse until I get some time to let the adrenaline flow that promotes peace.
And no fucking snide remarks about what I'm going through unless you really want a bad problem on your hands. I'm hurting, and I'll have no problem returning life's favor to another with a fucking smart ass mouth and air of superiority. Please, no snide comments - it's hard enough.
Who's got a weekend free?