After a long conversation in the tech forum, I now know what is wrong with my AK - my fucking feed ramp, of all things.  Sigh.

I don't have the tools or the knowledge to press out the barrel and re-align and re-rivet all the shit involved with replacing the ramp (yeah, it's a rivet kit).  Because of how bad my leg was, I've had this damn thing for a year now and never knew there was a problem.  So I am not going to hold the builder responsible or ask them to fix it.  That wouldn't be fair to the builder, kind of like buying something and then putting many thousands of rounds through it and a year later telling them to fix it.  Not cool in my book.

So, I need some help.

I need someone with the tools and knowledge to separate the trunion from the receiver, press off the barrel, and then remove the feed ramp.  Then I need the whole kit and kaboodle put back together, of course.  I'll do the work, but likeI said, I don't know how and I can't afford the tools.  Can anyone spare the tools and a few hours if I bring the beer and pay you what I can?  

I know it won't be what the work is worth, but I think I can manage $25, lunch, and a case of beer if anyone can help a brotha out.  

I guess its just too hard to ask your bestest friend in the whole world...........

I didn't think you had the tools, bro!  You do?

I found a new ramp and rivet for $13 bucks, so it should be here sometime this upcoming week.  Call me, bro.  

Richard,
Since I was a jerk to you I'll help you out by taking that foreign POS off your hands.  I know this is too much for you to ask of me but it's the least that I could do for you.  Let me know when you want me to pick it up.

Quoted: Richard, Since I was a jerk to you I'll help you out by taking that foreign POS off your hands.  I know this is too much for you to ask of me but it's the least that I could do for you.  Let me know when you want me to pick it up.

When were you a jerk to me?

And I do appreciate the sacrifice, but I could never so dishonor a man like you with my burdens!  No, sir, it would not be right!  I guess I am stuck with her.

HOWEVER!

Camy still needs a place to stay away from here.  Now, any REAL friend that wanted to make ammends would take Camy!  And if you REALLY wanted to apologize, you'd take her kids, too!

Your reputation depends on it sir!  

Kids? What Kids? is the AK her kids? If it is I'll take her

Quoted: Kids? What Kids? is the AK her kids? If it is I'll take her

Take her and the kids, and I'll throw in the AK, 1,000 rounds, 2 zip loc freezer bags, a broken fishing pole, and a stapler.  Oh, and a bottle of JD, which you WILL need!  

I'm still trying to remember when you were rude to me - shows how seriously I take the Internet, eh?  If you were at on time, it's forgotten and I'm sure I gave you a reason to be.  Shit happens, especially in text, and it makes no never mind to me.  I piss a lot of people off and a lot of people piss me off, but life is just too damn short to concentrate on being upset.

Now, can you fix this piece of shit (Um, the AK, not Camy lol) or not?  And if so, how much bro?

Sorry, I don't know crap about AK's except how to shoot them