You're a male but use a purse instead of a wallet.

You wear army surplus T-shirts and Keds with your Armani suit.

Your idea of a classy movie is "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Think Marilyn Manson is, like, totally cool, man.

Think silicone is organic.

Drive a Porsche but live in a trailer park.

Think Mr. T would be cool if he only wore more jewelry.

Have more piercings in your pants than on your face.

Think acid rain is the name of a rock band.

Think acid rain is the latest designer drug.

Have ever tried to build something out of an old surf board.

Spend more every year on sunblock and hair care products than on guns and ammo.

Spend more every year on electricity than on your house payment.

Wish you could move to Colorado like the rest of your neighborhood.

hehehe... touché

....if you know more good looking girls than exist in the whole state of Colorado?

..If you think the internet was invented by the former vice president....

Your are a Kalforinstanian if:

You hug trees
Want the rest of the country to provide you power so you can have clean air.
Talk about the enviroment while commuting alone in your car three hours a day creating your own smog.
Think Jane Fonda should be president.
Waiting for an actor to die so you can get some of his money.
Your entire income is based on the equity in your house.
Really believe OJ didn't do it.
Hate guns.
Think gangbangers are missunderstood.
Say "Gross me out with a spoon, totally for sure man."
Think government should regulate the way you live so the rest of the world can be like you.
Think cops shouldn't have guns only crooks.
Think Rodney King is a model citizen.
Think tobacco should be a illegal drug.
Are watching all your jobs go to Asia.
Buy Applied Material stock to get your kid through college.

If three or more of these fit, you better move there.

California...hmmm.  It sounds familiar.

Isn't that the little squiggly part on the left-hand side of the U.S. map where it looks like somebody sneezed when they were drawing the borders?

Quoted: ....if you know more good looking girls than exist in the whole state of Colorado?

ProfessorEvil - I will concede that point, but other than eye candy, those plastic personas are hollow inside. - That may just be a jaded impression that was burned into my mind while working at KABC-TV in Hollyweird, CA.

Your might be from CA if you "Drive" down to the 7-11 that is 6 doors down the street. (Guilty, but I used a motorcycle...)

Quoted: ProfessorEvil - I will concede that point, but other than eye candy, those plastic personas are hollow inside. - That may just be a jaded impression that was burned into my mind while working at KABC-TV in Hollyweird, CA.

It's a jaded impression.  At least for where I live.