you know where the nearest Turner's is.
you check their online ad after Tuesday 5pm.
you know more about gun laws than average patrol officer.
you can name what firearms are issued for nearest agencies.
you can name counties in order of ease in obtaining CCW .
you know where gun shows are held, when the date is, and how to find a good parking spot.
you know in which city you can't buy what.
you can name 3 nearest FFLs, and which freeway to take them.
you know where you can become NRA certified instructor.
you can point out where gun shops and ranges are located while driving around.
you don't bother going to shooting range in Los Angeles around New Year's.
you sarcastically thank one new gun per 30 day as the reason why you don't buy often
you have your HSC card in your wallet at all times.

let's have your inputs too guys!

I know a little more than half of those...haha!  I know a lot of people don't like Turner's, but the Fountain Valley store has been a nice place for me to window shop for years.
I don't keep my HSC card in my wallet, but my NRA card is in there!  

You know what an "unlisted lower" is.
You have at least one.
You check the DOJ Firearms Division website for the new "list" daily.

You carry all your paperwork (AW registration) to the range.


You are broke cause you just bought a 50 BMG, when you never had any intention of ever buying one, and couldn't afford one.

what is an HSC card?

You make a point to get to the range early, before the gang bangers show up.

Quoted: what is an HSC card?

EEERRRNNNTTT! If ya gotta ask, yer not a CA GUN NUT!

Quoted: you know where the nearest Turner's is. you check their online ad after Tuesday 5pm.

Heck, I get their ads (and the Thursday Internet specials) emailed to me!

...you have a fixed mag ar15 even though you know california has rendered it completely impractical.

i
checked turners sale ads on TUesday 12pm....haha