Knew a guy whose wife threw all his clothes out on the lawn. As he was picking his stuff up he realized that she had taken scissors and cut the crotch out of every single pair of pants.

He never went back.

HA! This chick sounds like my ex-wife. She threw a claw hammer at me and my buddy one night followed by two entire tool boxes that were unlatched. Front yard looked like a damn screw and bolt sale!

Friend of mine was separated from his wife. He was at his parents' house for dinner when she shows up pounding on the door. He went out to talk to her. They argue and she starts screaming at him. I guess she was trying to provoke him into hitting her to get him arrested (he is a very large weightlifter who served in the marines) so she jumps on his back and starts slapping him. He walks out onto the lawn and puts his shoulder on the lawn and grabs her and rolls her off his back onto the lawn without huring her.

She decided she was going to get him anyway and crawled over to the driveway and hit her head against it a couple of times, figuring she'd say he attacked her.  

Unfortunately for her the neighbors had come out when she started screaming and called the cops to report a crazy women pounding her head on a driveway across the street. She spent 4 days in the local mental hospital.