HOUSEWIVES WITH HEAVY MACHINE GUNS

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - HOUSEWIVES WITH HEAVY MACHINE GUNS

Posted: 10/1/2005 4:22:38 PM EDT

HELLO EVERYBODY, does anybody want to participate in this game? easy, all you do is avail yourself for the knob creek machine gun shoot weekend, take your camera along, get some footage (using your imagination for once) of any female, i.e. mother-in-law, nan, sister, wife, daughter or irroneous bystander who happens to be female, get them in action on a class 3 belt fed, and send me a DVD of it. the winner will be announced on the 1st december and recieve a prize of $200, all my dvd collection of guns and babes, and a fully paid stay for two at my hotel in england, valid forever. this comp is designed to be fun for all. it is not a con or a joke on yourselves, i used to be able to fly accross and stay in the US. and visit knob creek, but since iam now disabled, the footage-to which there is a prize, will be doing me a favour. your entries go no farther than me the judge. its illegal to reproduce other peoples models so to speak. so lets have some fun. happy hunting. no harm in that.!

Posted: 10/1/2005 4:34:27 PM EDT

[#1]

tag....this could be interesting...

Posted: 10/1/2005 4:43:46 PM EDT

[#2]

Hmm

First post normal points to a troll account
How can us UK members participate...only bolt/straight pull rifles

Are you from the UK or US?

Taffy

I'll come if ya willing to pay for my plane ticket

Posted: 10/1/2005 4:52:42 PM EDT

[#3]

ok good! dont forget gentlemen, only beltfeds count, only females count, no discrimination on age, for example if you happen to be lucky enough to see somebody elses grandmother surpressing fire until the barrel glows on a browning, wearing cowgirl boots....send it in. dont be going mad and hiring a blond 44dd escort to cut loose a 1000 brass from a minigun, because not only will cost you a mortgage arrears but it probably wont win either. iam looking for quality, delivery and execution of shooter. send in your DVD entries to: mr craig dalton, 47 newton street, southport, mersey, PR9 7AR, ENGLAND. and dont forget to enclose your address in case you win. good luck. bbbbrrrrr.

Posted: 10/1/2005 5:00:51 PM EDT

[#4]

welshy, you dont neccessarily have to go to knob creek to enter. send me a DVD before november 24th and you are into the judging. do you have any footage? have ever been lucky enough to go to a live shoot? its just that these guys going to the knob creek in KY have the upper hand because they now know what to look for. believe me, if i could convince customs i was safe to fly i would take myself there.

Posted: 10/1/2005 5:11:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
welshy, you dont neccessarily have to go to knob creek to enter. send me a DVD before november 24th and you are into the judging. do you have any footage? have ever been lucky enough to go to a live shoot? its just that these guys going to the knob creek in KY have the upper hand because they now know what to look for. believe me, if i could convince customs i was safe to fly i would take myself there.

"penny dropped"

I'll ring my mother-inlaw and see if she still has that Spandau in the attic

Will you accept "Super 8" format ?

Welshy

Posted: 10/1/2005 5:17:24 PM EDT

[#6]

definately taffy. go for it. spandau happens to be a childhood classic of mine. remember the t.v series "machine-gunners" ....... have you had it firing?

Posted: 10/1/2005 10:36:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Very interesting....

Posted: 10/1/2005 11:07:24 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 10/1/2005 11:11:29 PM EDT

[#9]

God Bless the Brits!

Glad we're allies.

Rick

Posted: 10/2/2005 3:29:18 PM EDT

[#10]

is anybody actually going to knob creek next week?

Posted: 10/2/2005 7:08:43 PM EDT

[#11]

what i meant by that is, is anybody going to knob creek from this forum/board.?!

Posted: 10/5/2005 4:07:00 PM EDT

[#12]

nobody going to enter it then?

Posted: 10/11/2005 3:22:41 PM EDT

[#13]

hello fellow members and class 3 enthusiasts. here is a small album i have compiled and put together for you. this is to further cement my credentials on the board. and hopefully someone will enter the competition.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/spakkauk/my_photos

Posted: 10/11/2005 3:24:41 PM EDT

[#14]

1. wife with spandau in sweden
2. me with mp40
3. wife a long time ago at a range with sten
4. lady shooter at knob creek
5. great photo mr jon word sent of vickers
6. my car parked at home.

Posted: 10/11/2005 6:55:16 PM EDT

[#15]

This does sound a bit unusual.

Posted: 10/11/2005 6:57:21 PM EDT

[#16]

Making movies for this guy?

Posted: 10/12/2005 12:50:45 AM EDT

[#17]

Wheres you're Vickers you cross-dressing freak?

Posted: 10/12/2005 4:08:22 PM EDT

[#18]

TROLL! PERV!

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:26:49 PM EDT

[#19]

no. no trolling, no perving. not from me anyway. im a genuine collector, and why would i cross dress being married to a lovely wife? as i live in england i cant reach out to the fun you cool guys in the us have. your not making movies for me either, being a genuine enthusiast, consider it FOOTAGE, there is a good prize at stake. thanks.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:35:45 PM EDT

[#20]

all the photos ive got with my vickers have the wife with and they are, how can i put it? distracting! i dont want to risk being banned from the forum. she well covered up though. i have no problems at all posting them if the board let me.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:37:55 PM EDT

[#21]

by the way, who are the cardinals? theres only one team in football.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:40:16 PM EDT

[#22]

if you show us it, we will throw it, if you point it, we will remove it

- british intelligence

Posted: 10/12/2005 7:02:04 PM EDT

[#23]

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/spakkauk/detail?.dir=f27f&.dnm=5964.jpg

Posted: 10/12/2005 7:06:53 PM EDT

[#24]

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/spakkauk/my_photos

Posted: 10/13/2005 2:39:26 PM EDT

[#25]

Is this some regional fetish, like those "scantily clad woman with her car stuck in the mud" videos?

Posted: 10/13/2005 3:09:42 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Is this some regional fetish, like those "scantily clad woman with her car stuck in the mud" videos?

Transvestite queer troll.

Posted: 10/13/2005 3:50:51 PM EDT

[#27]

no it is not. but iam seriously worried about you for thinking that way. trolling, judgement and paranoia. im just a newbie turd who knows nothing about firearms.

had i been anything from a middlebie up, it would be very interesting hearing what your reaction would have been to my quest to get full-auto footage from the fairer sex.

i have adhered to forum rules, i havent asked for your partners to show any flesh, or your daughter in a bikini.

lambasting a fellow gun owner, who might be, just might be a geniune enthusiast, ex-serviceman and law abiding citizen doesnt belong on any board.

Posted: 10/13/2005 4:10:01 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
no it is not. but iam seriously worried about you for thinking that way. trolling, judgement and paranoia. im just a newbie turd who knows nothing about firearms.

had i been anything from a middlebie up, it would be very interesting hearing what your reaction would have been to my quest to get full-auto footage from the fairer sex.

i have adhered to forum rules, i havent asked for your partners to show any flesh, or your daughter in a bikini.

lambasting a fellow gun owner, who might be, just might be a geniune enthusiast, ex-serviceman and law abiding citizen doesnt belong on any board.

No biggie. They can't help themselves. Instead of merely ignoring you if they think you're a troll, they absolutley have to post a cute little troll head, or call attention to the fact that you may be a troll.

It gives some people a sick satisfaction to run somebody off in this manner, troll or not.