I love the reference to Hans Solo in the bar, but my favored reference would be to the one of Mel Gibson in the second Road Warrior movie (I think). You know, the one where he's checking in at the door, has to leave his weapons, and proceeds to pull out about twenty-three different firearms from every conceivable location on his body.
Yeah, that's the ticket! Just imagine how many weapons you could hide in an Expedition! The Glock in the center console for sure. Heck there's probably room for a couple of 'em in there. A brace of 1911's under "each" seat. A Desert Eagle .44 in the glove box. A PPK velcro-strapped to the top of each sun-visor. A North American Arms 22 mag revolver in each cup-holder and ash tray (I guess they still put ashtrays in Expeditions). In the back-end, that trap-door thingy on the side panel (you know, where the jack is stored) would probably hold a couple of Sig P225's and you could conceivably come-up with a concealed compartment under the rear cargo liner that should be able to hold two or three AR's and a couple of short barreled 870 pumps.
Well, that's the way we'd do it in Texas anyway. In Texas the CCW permit not only allows for concealed carry, it allows for concealed carry of "multiple" weapons. My preferred carry is a pair of .36 caliber 1851 Navies in cross-draw shoulder holsters, ala, John Wesley Hardin.
LOL . . . Doug
Seriously. The whole idea behind carrying a weapon is the ability to have it available when YOU need it. You're vehicle aint ever gonna NEED it and unless you've somehow managed to have yourself surgically attached to your vehicle, the ONLY logical place to keep your firearm is on your person.
JMHO