Phfew-sorry about that, had to get some of my heart medicine in me, I feel better now.
Ok I put my HK is in the other room so he wouldn't see me type this-you're kinda right about the stock, some guys put extended stocks on their Hks. I have heard the complaint about the safety from a few people, that one I don't get. I can flip it on and off without shifting my hand. Maybe I have large german like thumbs. Switching out the trigger is another common modification, I don't mind mine. But kicks like a mule? Nah a .300 Weatherby that kicks, a bit.
Sure the Garand is heavy, but a thousands of GIs lugged 'em all over the earth. I know, I know-"you've never been in the service so you don't know how much heavy guns like that suck" I don't deny the importance of the military rifle development into a lighter rifle that allows more rounds to be carried because most combat occurs under 600 yards etc.
But the M1 is such a work of art and that weight absorbs the recoil of the 30-06! The reach out and flatten someone round! The thunderbolt of Zeus!!
How can you not love the SPROING of the clip flying out? Sure it only holds 8 rounds, but it reloads faster than any box magazine rifle (and only sissies need their thumbs). And so what if it runs out of ammo-HIT 'EM WITH THE DAMN THING. They put all that wood on there for a reason you know, makes a great club. Tough to kill a guy by poking him with one of them fiddly little expandable stock thingies.
Please don't tell me you shot a Remington 700 and that sucked too, I think you already shaved a year off my life.