That reminds me of my favorite bear hunting joke. Sorry if this is an oldie, but I like it:
Bob got himself a new bear rifle, so he eagerly went into the woods to find himself a bear. Unfortunately, all he found was a small scrawny black bear. Bob was itching to use that new rifle, so he shot it dead. Just then he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and it was a grizzly bear!
The grizzly bear said:"Ahh, you shouldn't have done that. That was my cousin. Now I am going to have to give you a choice. I can either maul you to death right here and now, or we can have sex. Rough Grizzly sex. Which is it?
Bob thought it over and went for option #2. Four months later he was released from the hospital. The first thing he did was to drive home, fetch his rifle and go into the woods after the grizzly that did him wrong. He surprised the Grizzly in question and BANG, down it went. Before he could celebrate, though, he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and it was a brown bear!
The brown bear said: "Ahh, you shouldn't have done that. That was my sister's boy. Now I am going to have to give you a choice. I can either maul you to death right here and now, or we can have sex. Rough bumping Brown Bear sex. Which is it?
Bob thought it over and went for option #2. Six months later he was released from the hospital. The first thing he did was drive home, fetch his rifle, and go in search of the Brown Bear that took his manhood. He surprised and shot the bear in question, but again, he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and it was a Polar Bear!
The Polar bear said: "Face it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting."