I was in a gun shop a few years back buying ammo and those little square exploding targets, (the ones that explode like an M-80) and another guy said he bought some of those an tried to shoot one in his house with a pellet gun. I asked him where he put it? He said " I put it on my couch." He said he blew a hole through his couch as big as a shotgun would have at point blank range. Me and the owner of the shop were laughing so hard we could have  just shit!!! Then he continued and said how he had to hide it before his wife got home.....
Don't know to this day if the marrage lasted..... We laugh  about it to this day
thedr

I think they make blunt nose scissors for those kind of people...
The honeymoon is over, no doubt!