Well, I broke-down and purchased a new USP .45 Tactical.
Actually, I found one in a shop by my house. Being that I'm pretty-much broke, I decided to try and trade two of my lesser-used guns in towards the purchase.
11:55...Which did you want to look at? The USP Tactical?...here ya go...Price $950.
Noon...We really don't need any more of those. Why don't you just pay cash?
12:30...You want us to give you HOW much for the rifle?
1:00...You're joking, right?
1:30...Do you have any other guns you want to add to these?
1:45...We really dont need those guns and would prefer more cash than you probably want to spend.
2:00..You're really starting to bug us.
2:15...Are you going to buy anything?
2:30...You will give us these guns and some MONEY to buy the Expert now...Hmmm...hold on...price $1295.
2:40...Ok, we will need an extra $300 +tax if you want to trade those guns for the Expert.
2:41...Guy goes to help another customer.
2:42...New guy comes to help me. Asks what I want to do...I tell him that the other guy wants $300 and my guns for the Expert....I ask him how much extra money he would need for the Tactical...Does the math and says "we would give you around $40.00."
2:43..I tell them that they've been really tolerant of me and I would do it for even "my guns and $0"...Guy is now happy and throws a 4473 in my face.
3:15 At the range making 2" groups at 25 yards.
I love America (and German quality)...LOL