On a more serious note:
I had a revelation with my USP 9mm stainless a couple of weeks ago. I've owned the gun for almost 4 years, but didn't get to shoot it much. I had traded a 9mm USP compact for it; I just could not get the thing to shoot straight, but I loved the USP design and reliability and thought the longer site radius would help me out.
A couple of months ago I started shooting regularly again. Dusted off the old USP and took it to the range, where once again, found myself shooting low. Put adjustable Meprolights on it a week ago, and gave myself an ultimatum; it shoots straight at the range today, or its going on the blocks.
For the first half hour it wasn't going well. Rented a 1911 .45 and was having somewhat better luck with it. As luck would have it, a U.S. Air Marshal was qualifying in the lane next to me with a Federal instructor. The instructor certainly sounded like he knew what he was talking about, so when they finished up, I asked if he'd put a few downrange with my USP. He was more than happy, and after emptying a mag, he showed me his group and proclaimed:
"Beautiful gun: its shooting WAY high !"
Preposterous ! So, he told me he could prove it. He had me strike up a conversation with his pupil, and while I wasn't paying attention, loaded my mag with a couple of spent cartridges. Sure enough:
Bang ! Bang ! Click... FLINCH !!!
Anticipating the recoil. Man, what a tool I'd been. He then gave me a few pointers, and within a few minutes I had adjusted the rear site down from its sky-high perch and was punching jaggedf holes in the center at 21 feet consistently. Somthing so simple, so easy to correct. I THOUGHT I had my technique down pretty well. Think again...
So now I felt bad about that USP compact I had forsaken years ago. What could I do to repent for this gross injustice?
Easy: Ordered a USP Compact .45 (stainless - I have this thing for stainless) today
So yes, I know all about USP's growing on you. Unfortunately, I have found it to be like a fungus; almost impossible to stop.