For those that are concerned about safety:
The rounds and firearm will be checked by myself, the screamer, and a third person. There will be no other .45 ACP rounds allowed on the private property.
I also will not be CCW.
The screamer and I will be in constant radio contact.
Approximately a quarter mile from the end of a 2 mile hay ride, the tractor will "break down". While waiting for the tractor to "cool down", I will chit chat with the crowd on the trailer, mentioning that they may have noticed that I am packing my hog leg and that I am doing it because you never know what kind of panther or haint you might meet in these woods.
I will be wearing my best overalls.
During this conversation, we will start hearing screams that are getting closer. I will presumably be radioing someone back at the starting point - asking if they hear anything unusual, etc. In reality, I will be talking to the screamer and eventually give him a code phrase. At that point, he will rip off his garbage bag that is covering his glow stick soaked sheet shreds that he is wearing. He will come out of the woods and run down the road toward us. He will start out quite a ways from us - we need enough time for everyone to have a chance to see him.
After an appropriate amount of yelling on my part, I will run slightly forward of the tractor, draw and fire all 6 rounds - low and to my right.
He will veer back into the woods to my left at the 20 yard mark. We will mark his entrance and exit points with mini glow sticks in advance.
I would rather stay on the tractor, but I absolutely do not trust anyone else with the firearm handling part.