The whole key to getting an AK through the surf zone in an operable condition is to liberally coat the entire weapon in SEAL BLUBBER!
Oh but where am I to obtain this magical ingredient so that I too may conduct amphibious ops with a modicum of success you ask? Simple enough young grasshopper, one must first venture to ones local zoo and espy one of these creatures firsthand to learn his habits before you proceed to club him over the head with the buttstock of your(preferrably milled receiver)AK47, thereby rendering him immobile whilst you use your dive knife to cut open his belly to obtain big gooey handfulls of BLUBBER. The below picture may aid you in your surveillance:
One can also obtain large ammounts of blubber if you were to venture to AK47.net and read any post authored by BowHunt, but this substance being FAKE SEAL BLUBBER, will not properly protect your weapon and you may find that in a time of crisis your weapon will only make empty threats, and spout copious streams of inane bullshit! Below is surveillance footage of a FAKE SEAL in his natural environment:
The use of FAKE SEAL BLUBBER will result in you being what is commonly referred to as fuckee fuckeed. (See below picture)
Where in Ohio are you at Keller???
We shoot every Sunday, rain or shine, sleet or snow.
chuck