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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:57:42 PM EDT
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....damn!......delimas...delimas.... do I prepay my daughter's college tuition in January...or get immediate gratification? hhmmmmmmm..... where da ugly fat horny women at?! |
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Nah, Wellco had one for about half that here last winter. Blame Campy for not tipping you off, as it was at least 2 shows.
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I hate him.... that would have been atleast 24~25 more ugly fat women I wouldn't have to sleep with.... ugh.... back to the drudge....yes my butakiss |
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I sold one on the EE about about a month ago for $1250.00. It didn't have the extra stock set, but the new owner is happy.
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I have one of these rifles "dressed in drag" (ie all black rus mil furniture) and the thing is a hoot. Its decently accurate as well, and attracts a bit of attn. at the range. However, that one is pretty overpriced.
I paid about 1400 6mos ago, and it came with a 3 different scopes (one nv) so keep shopping, youll find one. John |
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dudr! you would have PAY fat, ugly womez to sleep with you!
you really want a tigr? a friend had two, sold one and could probably be talked ino offing his last one. they ain't nothing special in the accuracy department. despite trying all kinds of different ammo, we could get neither one of them to shoot worth a damn. we both did better with home made fals. |
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....I resemble that remark! |
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Let me know if it works Jeep,I may have to try it myself!I gave a fat Woman a mercy screw several years ago,I just could'nt get past that Budda belly,I got sea sick watching it move around.Damn..........I need to supress that memory.
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OK I take....dramamine....and keep my eyes closed....! remember Jeep....what the end game is... |
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i have a really fat and nasty sister in law in need of some man love
welfare money |
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Reminds me of The Man Show, audience question, why to fat girls give the best oral? Jimmie's instant answer, because they have to.
If Jeep'll do this for a 7.62x54r, I hate to think what he'll do for a semi-auto Barret |
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I would almost pay money to see someone bump fire the M82 Barret. |
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You could get 47 to bump a barret underwater. |
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there you go....put up, (or "out")or shut up...... |
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SO!....lemme get this right YOU guys will pay me to screw a fat girl? Kewl! get me 2,500 bucks together, and I will see that avengeusa's FU-SIL gets laid.... (by a paid surrogate) |
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....awwwww come on ....screwin' a fatchick is like riding a scooter! Its a whole lot of fun....you just don't want your friends to see you on one! ....you know roll her in flour, and look for the wet spot. slap a thigh and ride a wave in! |
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Well...... Jeepcreep, if fat and ugly is what your looking for to get the money up come to my part of TN I can sure as HELL hook you up around here!!!! No shortage whatsoever!!! I cant figure out why people wonder where all the old redneck jokes about makin love to sheep come from: Most of the women here are ugly enough to make a sheep look good!! I have to go out of state to get women.
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Tell her to pay her own way, and get the gun. Two great things all at once. |
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One disclaimer..... I ain't screwin' no munjin womenz! |
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she is hot compared to my sister in law, and yes, you have to kiss her, bring something to scrape the chunky tartar off her teeth with ps, do not let her take off her shoes/socks, it is not a good smell, after that you are on your own, but i imagine it will not smell purdy someone liked her, she has 4 kids, 4 different guys ps, she has a beep when she backs up |
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So, NOW you want to renegotiate your offer? |
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oh hell...this thread spun out of control in a hurry!
pave! put your expirience to good use and try and get this one out of the death spiral, quick! else, we're faced with the prospect of fat womenz ruining jeep's happy marriage! colt don't need no fat momma!!!! |
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......yeah....but daddy needz a drag!
No, we have already established that I am a whore, now we are just negotiating a price!....?dude? do you know what an East Tennessee munjin is? |
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Like an NC Swamp rat, maybe? I have my suspicions, but, frankly, the visualization is too bitter to contemplate....especially with you...well, nevermind... |
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So if youre creaming over a TIGR, whats a new, unfired Chinese Drag worth these days? Remember theres no "sporterization" on the chinese ones, and from what Ive been told, we're never going to see a real russian one imported because of the agreements theyve made with the USA.
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Aw, come ON Jeepcreep, thems is the best ones!! |
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Sexy hot drag! got the same gun down the road but cheaper.
It's chinese? ugh. Not a big fan on any chinese weapon. |
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Post a picture.......I don't what they are.....really, I've led a sheltered life..... |
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I would, but I dont have a dig camera right now, which is just as well. That would break it for sure. Trust me, your better off not seeing it, I am scarred for life!!! |
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Pave,
A munjin, is a slang for a group of East Tennessee inbred trailer trash.... you know the type... the think Deliverance is a Luv story.....da..da..da...ding...ding.. |
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Jeepcreep, Does the term "munjin" really only apply to East Tennessee trash? I thought it applied to trash in ANY part of TN. You might think I'm acting dumb, but I'm serious. Does it really only apply in East TN? By the way, to be in East TN most of my past girlfriends........Um, I mean cousins are actually pretty hot. They won't pay for sex though. BUT, I'm still sure I can hook you right up around here. Hell, I'll go with you, I've got nothin better to do. It'll be you, me, a couple bottles of tequila for courage, some blindfolds and nose plugs and we will both fund our next big gun purchases!!! Whada ya say?? |
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IT WASN'T !!!???? I thought it was all about Atlanta city-boys out for a weekend R&R, I was wrong??? |
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Yes, we have our own issues.....but we ain't got no Munjins!
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I'll hook you up with my exwife. She's everything you need...fat, ugly...
and a pursefull of MY money. Just don't knock her up or you'll be giving the money right back to her plus some! |
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