Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Atlanta Falcons, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

Pretty good!

I watch in dread each week. And to think they sold out the ga dome for the whole year before the season started. I know if I was MICHAEL VICK, I would be in contract negotiations with them right now.

We think the same thing about the Browns up here in Ohio.

Try being a Lions fan, its like watching a group of monkeys f*%k a foot ball.

That could be an insert your team here joke..

The Chicago Cubs
The Denver Broncos
etc., etc.

Quoted: you mean, "the cleveland clowns". sucks to be us...again.

Hey ... since when did we get a team again??