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Posted: 7/27/2003 5:54:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 7:58:16 AM EDT
[#1]
Dude, she is in her 50s... do you know how positively dangerous that is?  Besides, when did they make strap-ons that actually produce and shoot real sperm?  Who is the dad?  Donna Shalala, Janet Reno, Chucky Schumer?
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 8:49:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Rumor has it that Buddy-the-dog is the father and that's why he jumped under that speeding car.  (Don't know if this is true or not ?  May be just something put out by the DU to get the 'pet' vote !!)
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 9:18:44 AM EDT
[#3]
From the looks of it two of those guys may be expecting too!
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 10:08:47 AM EDT
[#4]
I would say she's just fat.

Of course, she's also ugly as sin.
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 11:32:43 AM EDT
[#5]
She's obviously trying to make herself more attractive to Bill by making herself look like the Krispy-Kreme-Kows that he seems to enjoy...
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 1:25:20 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn, she's shaped like an ugly pear! And what the hell does TEOTWAWKI stand for? Some kind of survivalist term?
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 1:36:23 PM EDT
[#8]
The end Of The World As We Know It!
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 1:45:33 PM EDT
[#9]
I thought TEOTWAWKI was a small island in the south pacific.
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 3:13:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Damn it! looks like my dog got out of the backyard again.
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 3:39:51 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Damn it! looks like my dog got out of the backyard again.





Damn, that was a good one!
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 4:25:06 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 6:31:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Yeah, I should trade his ass in for a cat even though we know Hilary prefers pussy.
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 6:33:42 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 7/27/2003 9:00:56 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Damn, she's shaped like an ugly pear! And what the hell does TEOTWAWKI stand for? Some kind of survivalist term?



And while we're at it, I think I missed the IBTL explanation...what's that one?
Link Posted: 7/28/2003 3:43:56 AM EDT
[#16]
IBTL = I be totally lying
Link Posted: 7/28/2003 4:33:55 AM EDT
[#17]
IBTL also stands for, In Before The Lock.

Commonly used in the General disscussion forum.
Link Posted: 7/28/2003 5:25:48 PM EDT
[#18]
Damm, shes f##kin nasty
Link Posted: 7/28/2003 7:04:57 PM EDT
[#19]
It's a huge fibroid tumor in her uterus.
Link Posted: 7/28/2003 7:11:49 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
It's a huge fibroid tumor in her uterus.


Most definitely.

Link Posted: 7/28/2003 7:27:38 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
It's a huge fibroid tumor in her uterus.



You mean this pic was taken before Chelsea was whelped?
Link Posted: 7/29/2003 10:26:56 AM EDT
[#22]
Chucky Schumer?

Can't be his baby, he won't handle anything that squirts more than once with a single pull of the finger!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/29/2003 6:46:53 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Dude, she is in her 50s... do you know how positively dangerous that is?  Besides, when did they make strap-ons that actually produce and shoot real sperm?  Who is the dad?  Donna Shalala, Janet Reno, Chucky Schumer?



I'm castin a vote for Reno.. I always thought she was packin' something...
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