As a result of the recent shootings, I recommend we ban the following:

BAN Guns
BAN Caprice Classics
BAN Black Guys
BAN Military Training
BAN Immigrants
BAN U.S. ARMY
BAN National Guard
BAN Tree Stumps
BAN Guys name MOHAMMED
BAN Gas Stations
and just in case...
BAN White Vans (for good measure)

Feel free to add to the list, so we will all live safer!

I think the first item on your list will do for the Democrats ... of course their new strategy is not to mention that until after the election ...

do it for the Children  [>(]

Ban Islam The Religion of Peace (TM)
and all those who practice it.

That about does it, and most other problems will clear up rather quickly.

Quoted: As a result of the recent shootings, I recommend we ban the following: BAN Guns BAN Caprice Classics BAN Black Guys BAN Military Training BAN Immigrants BAN U.S. ARMY BAN National Guard BAN Tree Stumps BAN Guys name MOHAMMED BAN Gas Stations and just in case... BAN White Vans (for good measure) Feel free to add to the list, so we will all live safer!

Because I have a slight bias...

Could we not

BAN Guns   [I've got my rights an $20,000 invested, I don't think so!]
BAN Caprice Classics   [Well, they were butt ugly]
BAN Black Guys   [Wait a minute...I resemble that remark!!!]
BAN Military Training   [What's wrong with well trained citizens?]
BAN Immigrants   [My wife is Black too and she's Canadian]
BAN U.S. ARMY   [Aw man, that's half my family]
BAN National Guard   [Wait a minute!]
BAN Tree Stumps   [Where will I put my beer?]
BAN Guys name MOHAMMED   [I'm still working on a defense for this one but I'm sure this would be wrong too]
BAN Gas Stations   [As long as you will pump my gas!]


All in fun... :D

I'm sorry, gcmj45acp, but I think we should keep our options open when it comes to Canadians...

BAN rabbits, kitty kats, and doggies.....the president might want to shoot at them

Ban PORN....my wrist hurts.

All your bans are belong to us.

Don't forget Chief Moose

Quoted: do it for the Children  [>(]

For God's sake cinatra, please change your ID pic! Whenever you post, I can't concentrate on the topic!

Quoted: Ban PORN....my wrist hurts.

is that why only one of your arms is buff and the rest isnt?  LOL