Quoted: As a result of the recent shootings, I recommend we ban the following:
BAN Guns BAN Caprice Classics BAN Black Guys BAN Military Training BAN Immigrants BAN U.S. ARMY BAN National Guard BAN Tree Stumps BAN Guys name MOHAMMED BAN Gas Stations and just in case... BAN White Vans (for good measure)
Feel free to add to the list, so we will all live safer!
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Because I have a slight bias...
Could we not
BAN Guns [I've got my rights an $20,000 invested, I don't think so!]
BAN Caprice Classics [Well, they were butt ugly]
BAN Black Guys [Wait a minute...I resemble that remark!!!]
BAN Military Training [What's wrong with well trained citizens?]
BAN Immigrants [My wife is Black too and she's Canadian]
BAN U.S. ARMY [Aw man, that's half my family]
BAN National Guard [Wait a minute!]
BAN Tree Stumps [Where will I put my beer?]
BAN Guys name MOHAMMED [I'm still working on a defense for this one but I'm sure this would be wrong too]
BAN Gas Stations [As long as you will pump my gas!]
All in fun... :D