New CMMG! Tac Bac™ CMMG--going beyond what arfcommers dare to dream--Price/Order Info Added

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Posted: 2/4/2009 8:15:52 AM EDT

CMMG is bringing home the bacon, the Tactical Bacon™. Introducing our new Tac Bac™ canned bacon. Fully cooked smoke flavored bacon. Approx 54 slices per can. Just open and either eat cold or warm it up in the micro or stove top and put it on just about anything. **Everything tastes better with bacon**

How many times have you been driving down the road and just need a fix? Just a little bit of bacon to get you through? Now you can keep a can in you car, a can at work, a can in you SHTF bag. **I'm not addicted, I eat it so I won't crave it**

Great for parties and holidays! Give as presents or just as a thoughtful "thinking of you" gift. **it is the lard that binds us**

For years, the arfcom crowd has been calling for a steady supply of bacon and we have heard your cries. **Bacon, its not just for breakfast.

..[static]...base..[static]...I've still got 3 cans of CMMG Tactical Bacon™...[static]...can hold off these..[static]...zombies....2 more days..[gunfire]

Be part of the phenomenon

All the cool kids have CMMG brand bacon

Okie dokie. We are now taking orders on the new products section of our website. We are a couple weeks out from shipping if all goes according to plan!

Ordering

Posted: 2/4/2009 8:17:12 AM EDT

[#1]

So fitting for Topic# 223

Posted: 2/4/2009 8:41:41 AM EDT

[#2]

Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac

Posted: 2/4/2009 8:47:31 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac

...taking notes :)

Posted: 2/4/2009 9:30:52 AM EDT

[#4]

I just found canned bread the other night....

Hmmm...

Posted: 2/4/2009 9:37:13 AM EDT

[#5]

Cool.

Please put me on your e-mail list when you release of the canned biscuits and gravy.

Posted: 2/4/2009 9:43:37 AM EDT

[#6]

Thanks to ARFcom, I have invested thousands of dollars in tactical equipment and weapons that I will almost certainly never need. I have spent countless hours mining the GD section for interesting factoids and news stories, and participated in a few epic internet threads, to include the Taisch airsoft goober thread, the Russia/Georgie conflict thread series, and the 75+ page bigfoot thread from a couple years ago.

But this is the coolest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

P.S. I love my LW 14.5" midlength –– you guys rock. Even harder now.

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:00:50 AM EDT

[#7]

Need hot link for bacon.... need cheese link for sammich!

-ZA

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:11:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:11:31 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac

Just remember to rub the tip of each bullet on a slice of bacon before sending it over the sand dune.

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:21:19 AM EDT

[#10]

That would be a great selling point for the IDF, eventhough they will not eat it.

Headlines:

CMMG secures a $10 Billion Tac-Bac contact with the IDF. No further details at the moment.......except umm.....good!

Quoted:

Quoted:
Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac

Just remember to rub the tip of each bullet on a slice of bacon before sending it over the sand dune.

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:28:42 AM EDT

[#11]

How much and does it come packed in bacon lard so it can be used as make-sift weapons lube during SHTF?

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:30:47 AM EDT

[#12]

How much?

Posted: 2/4/2009 10:33:03 AM EDT

[#13]

If this is a trick, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Posted: 2/4/2009 11:22:31 AM EDT

[#14]

WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN

WIN!!!!111!!!!

Posted: 2/4/2009 11:46:14 AM EDT

[#15]

Are these backordered like pmags, lpk, lowers, uppers, etc???

Posted: 2/4/2009 12:02:33 PM EDT

[#16]

How are you supposed to mount that can on a rail????

I would suggest that your tactical can of bacon could, in fact, be made more tactical.

Oh, wait. I get it. The mount costs extra.

Posted: 2/4/2009 12:19:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Photo testimony by actual Tac Bac customer

Posted: 2/4/2009 12:25:08 PM EDT

[#18]

How about sprinkling some LaRue Dillo Dust on the TacBac prior to eating?

LaRue and CMMG should offer a package deal on the EE.

Plus you could get LaRue to make a picatinny mount for the TacBac and Dillo Dust.

Posted: 2/4/2009 12:58:31 PM EDT

[#19]

We have two products we will be offering in the near future:

Tac Bac Snak Atak Pak- Bandoleer that holds 6 cans

and

Tac Bac Snak Atak Brak- AR mounted cup holder w/picatinny rail mount.

Will post pics when the prototypes are finished

Posted: 2/4/2009 1:30:27 PM EDT

[#20]

win.

Posted: 2/4/2009 1:58:36 PM EDT

[#21]

Epic

Posted: 2/4/2009 2:10:49 PM EDT

[#22]

umm tag....

Posted: 2/4/2009 3:13:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Awesome. Plain and simple.

Posted: 2/4/2009 3:16:16 PM EDT

[#24]

I'm gonna go ahead and state that CMMG apparently has the firmest grasp of its arfcom customer base's needs of all the dealers on here.

But it does need more rails.

Posted: 2/4/2009 3:55:12 PM EDT

[#25]

Here is a helpful chart that might help you decide wen to use CMMG Tactical Bacon™

Posted: 2/4/2009 3:58:37 PM EDT

[#26]

needs a qd rail mount and i'm sold

Posted: 2/4/2009 4:19:02 PM EDT

[#27]

This has to be the most awesome thing ever on the face of the earth. I must buy a few cans when its available! No SHTF kit would be complete without Tac Bac. Life just isnt worth preserving if you can't have bacon...

Posted: 2/4/2009 4:38:31 PM EDT

[#28]

DO WANT!!!

Posted: 2/4/2009 4:43:22 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5102/baconflowchartza8.jpg

Here is a helpful chart that might help you decide wen to use CMMG Tactical Bacon™

OMG I just hurt myself, and now I have the hiccups.

Posted: 2/4/2009 4:43:47 PM EDT

[#30]

I went to order some, but ...

I cannot find it on your website!!!!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?

Are you mocking us?

Posted: 2/4/2009 4:47:00 PM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 2/4/2009 5:06:02 PM EDT

[#32]

I need this, and a tacticool QD mount for it.
And a Full bacon bandolier.
And a 6"x6" laminated cardstock bacon eating chart. (if "Dante" gets changed to "Sparky")

I'd pay real $ for that.

Posted: 2/4/2009 5:09:00 PM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 2/4/2009 5:13:34 PM EDT

[#34]

I assure you guys, this is for real. Bacon is not something to joke about.

I was saving that bacon!

Posted: 2/4/2009 5:28:50 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I assure you guys, this is for real. Bacon is not something to joke about.

It certainly is not.

Posted: 2/4/2009 5:44:29 PM EDT

[#36]

Needs to fit in 40mm pouch, or make STANAG bodies that can hold the bacon!

Posted: 2/4/2009 6:16:43 PM EDT

[#37]

hmm bacon!

TAGGAGE!

Posted: 2/4/2009 6:50:59 PM EDT

[#38]

How do I order?

Posted: 2/4/2009 6:53:10 PM EDT

[#39]

I hate to be the spelling nazi guy, but you spelled anonymous wrong on the can.

Other than that, looks good.

Posted: 2/4/2009 6:57:02 PM EDT

[#40]

Ho....ly....shit....

Posted: 2/4/2009 7:05:48 PM EDT

[#41]

geez im waiting patiently for my uber cool tactical ramped 9mm bolt and you guys are busy putting bacon into cans

when can we buy some

Posted: 2/4/2009 7:06:50 PM EDT

[#42]

Ya know… that bayonet lug ain’t doing nothing on most of our rifles… Think you could make a tactical bacon adapter?

And maybe the heat from the barrel would warm up the bacon.