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That, along with the "how do I––––" questions from ignorant AR nwbies too lazy or too cheap to spend a few bucka on a manual, tend to garbage up other sections of the site.
How do I field strip my AR?
I unscrewed the front screw but it didn't come apart.
Where are the other screws?
I've always found it to be helpful when instructing to use relative terms.
So, in order to field strip your AR you need to make sure it isn't loaded. I usually do this by pointing it at the TV. I've bought three TV's in the last year but with the magazine out of the AR it never goes bang more than once. The cats will usually leave the room in one helluva hurry, even when it doesn't go bang.
Next, after your ears have stopped ringing, you push out the doohicky pin in the rear. Then you bend it over and pull out the bolt thingy, you know, the one without threads. Now, you may have to wiggle the handle a little, you know, like on a toilet, to get it out. Now, I don't normally take the front clamshells off unless a bird has built a nest inside. Believe it or not, if there is enough grass inside, and you shoot it enough, you will be looking for a creek.
Now, whatever you do, don't take out the guts. I don't think they're made to take out. Them factory boys must have some crooked fingers to get all them parts in. Now, while your girlfriend, or wife, or both, ain't looking, slip the bolt thingy into the dishwasher. Now, if you don't get it out before they find it you can always blame one of the rugrats.
I usually push a patch through the barrel to knock out the cobwebs cause I don't shoot a whole lot. Once I found a dirt dobber nest in there. Them things can get downright angry when you push a cleaning rod up their backside.
Now, if you don't have any 3n1 oil around you can always pull the dipstick out of the Ford and slap a little on there.
Yep, that's about it.
Disclaimer: The above is a spoof. Please consult your owners manual for proper disassembly and maintenance procedures.