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Posted: 9/11/2004 3:58:08 PM EDT

When I get my hands on my new "no ban" AR. Ill tell ya what I'm going to do. Im going to fondle her strip her down, and back up again. Fondle her some more. Then Im going to undo her magazine and pack it full. Untill it can't take any more.

Oh ya baby thats right. You know thats how I like it. As I insert that UNRESTRICTED big ol mag back in her.

Then Im going to pull back and let her go. Thats right! And once she's got a chamber full. Im going to work it hard and fast till she ejectulates all over the place.

Of corse I'll make sure the kids are'nt around to think its OK to do guns like that.

Posted: 9/11/2004 4:07:35 PM EDT

[#1]

I dont want to know what happens to the sling.

Whatever you do ,just dont ever tell me.

Posted: 9/11/2004 4:11:37 PM EDT

[#2]

Make sure you have a Magpul on that thing!!!

Posted: 9/11/2004 4:18:44 PM EDT

[#3]

oh...err...I got to go get tested. I don't know for what yet, but I got to go. Maybe I should wear a condom while I read this stuff or something.IO1

Posted: 9/11/2004 4:19:54 PM EDT

[#4]

You better slow down a bit or you might have an AD.

CHRIS

Posted: 9/11/2004 4:29:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
You better slow down a bit or you might have an AD.
CHRIS

I think this guy is more likely going to have a FTF

- BG

Posted: 9/11/2004 4:35:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You better slow down a bit or you might have an AD.
CHRIS

I think this guy is more likely going to have a FTF

- BG

Yeah, but imagine going to the hospital and explaining a FTEx

Posted: 9/11/2004 5:35:16 PM EDT

[#7]

"ejectulates"?

Posted: 9/11/2004 5:43:24 PM EDT

[#8]

Dont forget to rubb that BUTT stock

Posted: 9/11/2004 5:48:18 PM EDT

[#9]

This is quite possibly the most entertaining read all week!

Better hope she doesn't "shoot blanks"

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:04:30 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:30:00 PM EDT

[#11]

oh... oh... oh god!!

I'm spent. Now go get me a beer.

Posted: 9/11/2004 7:07:41 PM EDT

[#12]

Just stay away from the gas tube!

Posted: 9/11/2004 7:14:08 PM EDT

[#13]

Premature Release isnt good.

Posted: 9/11/2004 7:25:15 PM EDT

[#14]

get your fingers out of that poor things butt compartment!

Posted: 9/11/2004 8:35:11 PM EDT

[#15]

I think you better MOUNT a scope on her.

Posted: 9/11/2004 9:47:02 PM EDT

[#16]

How tight is her chamber ??!!h.gif

Posted: 9/11/2004 9:50:51 PM EDT

[#17]

Can you double tap her?

Posted: 9/11/2004 9:58:14 PM EDT

[#18]

Stick it in her buffer tube and post Pics.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:22:17 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Yeah, but imagine going to the hospital and explaining a FTEx

That would be hilarious.....walking into the ER wang and ar in hand......just hope there are no cops aroudn to think your trying to take it hostage...lol

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:43:29 PM EDT

[#20]

I wouldnt be bragging about filling a 5.65 mm hole

Posted: 9/12/2004 1:36:15 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Stick it in her buffer tube and post Pics.

NOW I dont care who you are, that there is FUNNY..........

Posted: 9/13/2004 9:43:47 PM EDT

[#22]

Sorry.....I would call that disturbing

but I also chuckle at the thought

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