YOU MIGHT BE A JARHEAD IF...
* You've ever used the term "Oohrah" in any context
* Your dream home is base housing
* You've ever rolled pennies to buy beer on a weeknight
* You've ever sold blood to buy beer
* You've ever financed a tattoo
* You met your wife at a strip joint
* Your kid has a high & tight
* You still have your full basic issue
* Your boot polish doesn't come out of a bottle
* Your cammies have more starch than your potatoes
* You refer to McDonald's food as "chow"
* You've ever read your 'Battle Skills' book for fun
* You still know all your General Orders
* You call your friends "Devil Dog"
* You think your military training is seriously worth college credit
* Your picture is outside the Career Planner's office
* You have whitewalls on your head, but not your car
* You consider going to The Roadhouse a night on the town
* You still know the words to the "Marine's Hymn"
* You say things are 'good to go,' or 'outstanding'
* Your favorite game is Spades
* You still imitate your drill instructors
* You call cadence to yourself
* You get your haircut at the Day Store
* You've ever given a period of instruction
* You've ever "locked on" anybody
* You use Aqua Velva aftershave
* You iron your coveralls
* You have a dog named "Chesty"
* You have a blues cover in the back window of your car
* You've ever done anything for love of Corps
* You display your rank on the windshield of your car
* You press your cammies after you get them from the cleaners
* You have a subscription to 'The Marine Corps Times'
* You use the term "hard charger" on a subject other than batteries
* You think your unit doesn't PT enough
* You think Motrin cures things
* You wear your dogtags to the beach
* You still use any drill instructor clichés
* You forgot to "vent" the fuse on a can of NAP sitting under the hot sun of 29 stumps for hours as the hop was delayed! (You know who you are. Stay strong my brothers)
* All your underwear still has your laundry number on it
* You stencil your name on your jeans
* You refer to regular clothes as 'civvies'
* You've ever ironed your sheets for field day
* You get your hair cut once a week
* You've ever worn out an ironing board
* You hang your dirty laundry from the foot of your bed
* More than half of your wardrobe was purchased at the BX
* You "quarter-deck" your kids
* You practice line training on your wife
* You argue with people about whether Parris Island or San Diego was better
* You use your seabag as luggage
* You have a picture of the Commandant in your living room
* You wear your wooly-pully with Levis
* You wear your all weather coat with regular clothes (or civvies)
* The horn on your car plays the 'Marine Hymn'
* Your picture is outside the BX
* You've ever starved until dinner because you woke up too late to go to the chow hall
* You have the belief that you can kick someone's *** because they're in the Navy
* If you've ever suggested that your unit goes on a hump
* You've ever gone to a bar or dance club in your blues
* You found CPL School motivating
* You like 'Tun Tavern" Beer
* You have a camouflage comforter on your bed
* You keep MRE's around just in case you get hungry
* You go to the chow hall to meet women
* You've ever had razor burn on your head
* You signed the Chesty Puller stamp petition
* You've ever used the term 'very well' in normal conversation