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Posted: 9/11/2004 2:11:08 PM EDT
I recall most of the usual ones but a few of the unique, good cadences escape me.
Maybe someone will remember one of these and finish it for me: 1. "...napalm sticks just like glue, it sticks to the women and the children too..." 2. "...standing on the DZ in the drizzeling rain, wanna call my momma can't remember her name..." 3. "...issued me a hand grenade, you shoulda seen the mess I made. All I ever wanna see is bloody, burning, bodies..." Add your own if you don't know the 3 above. |
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One I read:
"I wanna go to Vietnam; I wanna kill a Vietcong; With a knife or with a gun; either way would be good fun; stop em, bite em, kick em in the ass; hide their bodies in the grass; airborne, ranger, cib; nobody gonna fuck with me; but if I die in the combat zone; box me up and ship me home; fold my arms across my chest; tell my folks I done my best; place a bible in my hand; for my trip to the promised land." |
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The old favorite:
"C-130 rolling down the strip Recon daddy gonna take a little trip. Mission top-secret destination unknown I don't know if I'm ever coming home. Stand up, buckle up, shuffle to the door Get ready to jump at the count of four. Stand up, buckle up, shuffle to the door Jump right out and shout "Marine Corps!" If my chute don't open wide I've got a reserve by my side If that chute don't open round I'll be the first Marine on the ground. Yes, if that chute don't open true Then look out below, I'm comin' through! I'll spread hot lead both far and wide and kill every commie in the countryside If I die in the combat zone Pack me up and send me home Pin my medals upon my chest Tell my momma I've done my best" etc.... |
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Irene, Irene, she's one of the best.
Last night I put her to the test. I tried her up, I tried her down. I even tried her upside down. I tried her on her side, I tried her on her back. I even changed her angle of attack. Irene, Irene, she's the best I've ever had. She's an Apache of the 6th Air Cav. Up in the morning at quarter to four, First Sergeant knocking down the door. He had platoon sergeants all around his desk, and a 2nd Lieutenant in the leaning rest. Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, where have you been? Around the world and back again. Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, how did you go? In a C-130, flyin' low. Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, what did you do? I killed a commie for me and one for you. Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, how was it done? One with my knife and one with my gun. This one, I'll catch hell for: C-130 rollin' down the strip 64 Rangers' on a one-way trip Hit a little rock and did a flip 64 Rangers' burnt to a crisp. Then, there's the old-school favorites: Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet doawn by the railroad track With this rifle in my hand, I'm gonna be a shootin man A shootin man Hey, hey Captin Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With this knife in my hand I'm gonna be a stabbin man, a shootin man Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track with this bottle in my hand I'm gonna be a drinkin man a stabbin man a shootin man Hey, hey Captian Jack Meet me down by the railroad track with this woman in my hand, I'm gonna be a lovin man a drinkin man a stabbin man a shootin man I used to drive a Cadillac, Now I hump it on my back I used to date a beauty queen, Now I date my M-16 I used to wear my faded jeans, Now I'm wearin Army greens They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine (who says that?) A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine (Who says that?) A biscuit rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine They say that in the Army, the coffee is mighty fine (Who says that?) It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine They say that in the Army, the women are mighty fine (Who says that?) They look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein They say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine (Who says that?) They give you a hundred dollars and take make 99. |
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Liberals Liberals don't be blue
Tinkerbell was a fairy too If I had a low IQ I would be a liberal too |
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Gonna kill a nasty commie
turn around a shoot his mommy Stab his baby in the back put it on a roastin rack swab it down with barbque makes him really to chew |
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M24 is a hell of a gun....with it you can reach out and touch someone............... had a former Army Sniper in my police academy that liked to sing that one while we were running past the local liberal hangout.
Then there's stabbing and a jabbing, shooting and a scooting...all at double time......... Ones I hate: Tiny Bubbles in my beer, makes me happy....................................... When that left foot hits the ground I want to hear that clapping sound............. The stupid frog on a log on log in a hole in the hole in the bottom of the ocean...........................it's interesting the first time you hear it but starts to grate on you half way into a 17k ruck march in 95 degree plus weather.... |
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The lyrics from Warren Zevon's "Jungle Work" makes a great running jodie. It was real popular when I was a Company Commander and during Bn officers PT I was often called out for it.
I did change one stanza though. I had them HALO in and SCUBA out. I think Warren's lyrics have them parachuting in and out. I never could figure out how to parachute out of a place. But I'm sure SF Chris knows how to do that too. |
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Two variations of the same cadence:
Jesse James said before he died there's 4 things he wanted to ride a bicycle, tricycle, automobile a LEG's old lady while he's in the field Jesse James said in his will there's 5 thing that he wanted to kill a lion, tiger, kangaroo, a long haird hippie and Jane Fonda too and if he could only kill just one he'd kill Jane Fonda and let the long hair run |
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My old platoon sgt used to say ".......killing the baby seals WACK!!!!...... " and ".......naplam sticks to kids, HOOAH......" thye are not the most polically correct ones but are the funny. Any know the rest of them?
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If I die on the Russian front
Bury me with a Russian c#*t Pin my Medals upon my chest Tell my momma I done my Best Ahh a classic from Basic in 1983 |
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Listen to rythm of the tiny, tiny feet,
Sounds like the Army in a full retreat. In the Army young and old, They wanna wear the Red and Gold! Etc.. (Sorry guys, you asked) Up from a sub sixty feet below, SCUBA to the surface and I'm ready to go. Breast stroke and side stroke and swim to the shore, Hit the beach and I'm ready for war. Grease gun and KBar by my side, These are the tools that will make men die! Semper Fi! |
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Some say freedom is free
But I tend to disagree I say Freedom is won from the barrel of a gun. my great-grandfather in world war one fighting to answer freedom's call ... grandfather wwII uncle VietNam brother Desert Storm Heard this one exactly once while i was in BCT on the 4th of July. |
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Running-
Whip me, beat me, I need love Let me feel that leather glove Walk spike heels up and down my back Fishhooks through my scrotum sack Whips and chains now they're a blast C'mon baby spank my ass.... See that commie on the hill? He's the little sumbitch that i gotta kill And if my M-16 won't do I'll smoke him with some 762 Bite, kick, stomp his face, Strangle him with my bootlace And if he's still a fighting fool I'll do him with my entrenching tool Charging up the hill AG by my side Feeding the rounds That i kill by This is as good as its ever felt Let's go AG load another belt I used to love calling jodies |
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Load another magazine,
in my trusty M16. Cuz all I ever wanna see! Is bodies, bleeding bodies. Throw another hand grenade! Should have seen the mess I made. Cuz all I ever wanna see, Is bodies, broken bodies. Stab em with the bayonet! If he squirms you're not done yet! Cuz all I ever wanna see, Is bodies, cut-up bodies. Call some more TACAIR. On that bunker over there. Cuz all I ever wanna see, Is bodies burnin bodies! I went down to see the man He gave me orders for the desert sand I packed up my weapon, I packed up my ruck They threw me in this 5 ton truck As I look out with a glassy glare The next think I know I'm in the air When we land it's dark and warm They tell me I'm at the Desert Storm For the next six months this in your home No running water no telephone Saddam Hussein he said to me I want to be all I can be I'll pack you're weapon, I'll pack you're ruck As for Iraq I don't give a damn (hmmm) A-10 A-10 flying high drop that napalm from the sky. See those kids by the river drop some napalm watch them quiver. Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! See those kids by the lake drop some napalm watch them bake. Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! See those kids the hut shove some napalm up their butt! Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! |
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I'd love to read the rest of those two cadences, if you remember em. |
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If I die on a Russian shore
Bury me with a russian whore (and I don't mean Jane fonda) If I die on a russian front bury me with a russian c@#%. |
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I had a TAC officer suggest to me that the "yellow bird with a yellow head" cadence was unnaccpetable because of the reference to squashing its head. Pfft.
This one pretty much sums up the PC-quality of the cadences I'm allowed to do: Remember JFK He tried to lead the way but he was shot one day early one morning It's alright, it's alright It's alright, it's OK I've seen better days Remember MLK You know he paved the way but was shot one day early one morning but it's alright, it's alright it's alright, its's OK I've seen better days But I added an homage to a drill sergeant of mine that had actually been shot and killed on a Sunday morning while I was at BCT. It made the cadence a little better, IMHO. As far as "Tiny Bubbles", +1 for hating it. |
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Yeah.. I'm with ya. Tiny Bubbles was the gayest cadence. I hated that one
"and then I smashed his..fuckin head.." |
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My favorite
Up jumped a monkey from a coconut grove He was a bad motherF@#%#r you could tell by his clothes it progressivle get more sexist form there, so I will refrain form posting it from there. |
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In the middle of the night in the drizzle and rain,
I packed my chute and I ran to the plane. Mission top secret there's a mission unknown, We don't know if we're ever comin' home. Stand up buckled up shuffled to the door, Jumped right out and shout MARINE CORPS! If my chute don't open wide. I've got another one by my side. If that chute don't open round. I'll be the first one on the ground. Orraaahhh! Blood and Guts Orraaahhh! Thats all right Blood and Guts Every where Orraaahhh! Tell my mama not to cry In the Marine Corps you will do or die. Pin my wings upon my chest Tell my girl I've done my best. Place a Kabar in my hand. I'll fight my way to the promised land. Orraaahhh! Blood and Guts Everywhere That's us That's us Lean and mean US Marine Orraaahhh! Orraaahhh! edited to add this link |
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I'm afraid I was in the pre-PC Army and most of the cadences we used would get me banned off the board due to the COC.
Made the ones in Full Metal Jacket seem tame. Tj |
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gee i was looking for something to say with my kids..but i think they may be a little young for these cadences.
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This is the military / vet / hero forum - I don't shy away from military cadences. That was part of our everyday lives in the service to our country. Are we to be ashamed of something that was so richly promoted? I think not, sir. Have at it. |
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There are a lot of child friendly cadences. I've composed several for use in elementary schools as a kind of class motivational song. The teachers and kids loved them. I don't have the copies any longer or I'd send them to you. You can do a search on google.com and come up with plenty that are age appropriate. |
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From a fellow vet, thank you 82ndAbn |
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Irenes her name
she's one of the best and every night I give her the test I've seen her stripped I've seen her bare I've seen her naked everywhere the moon was bright the lights where dim and there she stood so slick and slim I warmed her up as quick as I could and when I got in I knew she was good Irenes her name she's the best in the land she's a CF18 with fighter command. |
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C-130 rolling down the strip
Airborne Ranger gonna take a little trip Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door Airborne Ranger gonna jump once more Two old ladies lying in the bed One rolled over to the other and said I wanna be an Airborne Ranger I wanna lead a life of danger I can't remember the rest of the verses. Been too many years. |
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My favorite
I left my woman way out west Thought this Ranger life was best Now she's somebody elses wife And I'll be a Ranger for the rest of my life Cause the woman I marry has got to be An Airborne Ranger with a CIB She's hard core All the way PT... Every day... |
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Runing throught the jungle in the middle of the day,
a mean ole-drill sgt got in my way. He had a 1 button hat with a 2 button stitch, he was an ass kicking, motherfucking, son of a bitch. This is not politically correct. |
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Yeah, when my Drill Sergeant sang that one back in 1982 it warped my appreciation of cadences..... I got bitched out at PLDC for calling this one-last time I had to serve directly with females, thank God... My girls a vegetable She lives in a Hospital Chorus- I'd buy her anything To keep her alive Refrains- She's got no arms or legs Just got four wooden pegs She's got no hair at all Looks like a big cue ball My baby's got no eyes Just two holes I sodomize My girl has got no ears But her flat head's just right for beers My gal has got no tits Just two bumps that look like zits Then one day my baby died And how I cried and cried Cause I spent a million bucks To keep her alive Running UH 60 sitting on the strip Air Assault Recon gonna take a little trip Mission top secret destination unknown 30 miles north of Pan Mun Jom Stand up hook up lean into an "L" Bound right out and you're on rappel Slide to my left, slide to my right Rappel right into a firefight....... and another that a buddy made up about a real incident, in tribute to "Whacking Worrel", the bunker spunker.... Madsen and Madieres walked into the john Caught Sergeant Worrel playing with his dong......wish I could remember the rest. We used to sing that all over Camp Hovey.............lol We also had a corporal who had NO rythm. One..two...four heeeey! one, two, four......HEY! Ued to screw up everyone lol. |
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President Johnson drop the bomb cause I don't want to go to Nam
When I marry my wife will be Airborne Ranger Infantry |
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OK - who's got the words to 'ol king cole?
edit: I think I remember. 'ol King Cole was a merry 'ol soul and a merry 'ol soul was he, uh-huh. He called for his wife, he called for his pipe, he called for his privates, three. Beer, BEER, BEER, said the privates - merry men are we. But there's none so fair, that they can compare, to the In-fan-try! 'ol King Cole was a merry 'ol soul and a merry 'ol soul was he, uh-huh. He called for his wife, he called for his pipe, he called for his corporals, three. I want a three day pass, said the corporals, merry men are we. But there's none so fair, that they can compare to the Airborne Infantry! 'ol King Cole was a merry 'ol soul and a merry 'ol soul was he, uh-huh. He called for his wife, he called for his pipe, he called for his Sergeants, three. "File from the left, column right," said the Sergeants, merry men are we. But there's none so fair that they can compare, to the Airborne Ranger Infantry! I think that's right. |
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I wanna be a chairborne ranger
living the life of chairborne danger CHAIR-BORNE RANGER ranger, danger............... It could almost be the official AR15.com cadence............. |
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I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker, I'd eat'em all myself I wish all the ladies were bricks in a pile And I was the mason, I'd lay'em all in style Cpt ###### if you ain't queer Call some cadence from right out here. I loved to do that. |
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Fixed |
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One, Two, Three, Four...
Every night I pray for War Five, Six, Seven, Eight Burn, Kill, and Mutilate Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve All the _______ can go to Hell Fill in the blank with - Reds, or what ever else. |
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One more line for the 2LT's-
'Ol King Cole was a merry 'ol sole and a merry 'ol sole was he, uh-huh. He called for his wife, he called for his pipe, and he called for his Louie's three. Which way do I go now? said the Louie's, merry men are we. But there's none so fair, that they can compare with the Airborne Infantry. One of my favorites from Division(2/508)- especially good when marching by Coscom- could never get away with it now! Gang bang Lulu Bang away all day Who we gonna gang bang If Lulu goes away Lulu is a good ole girl So boys you are in luck Every time we see her She always wants to fuck (Refrain) Some girls work in factories Some girls work in stores Lulu works in a big red house With forty other whores (Refrain) City girls use vasoline Country girls use lard Lulu uses axle grease And bangs us twice as hard (Refrain) Some girls like it soft and slow Some girls hard and fast Lulu likes it hammered deep Up her hairy ass |
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River of Siagon, river of Siagon, river of Siagon.
One more river to cross Some of us will die there, some will die there, some will die there. One more river to cross Down in the delta, down in the delta, down in the delta One more river to cross. There were more verses I don't remember them. Heard it first in June 1967 at night in basic marching back from the infiltration course it changed everything for us. |
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Well, fuck it, 82nd has given his permission; so here it goes:
Up jumped a monkey from a coconut grove He was a bad motherfucker, you could tell by his clothes He had diamond rings and a Stetson hat Had a lot of furs and a Cadillac He lined a hundred women up against the wall Bet me a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all Fucked ninety-eight til his balls turned blue Backed off, whacked off and fucked the other two Model A Ford and a tank full of gas Mouth full of pussy and a handful of ass |
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Born in the woods
Raised by a bear, Double set of dog teeth Triple coat of hair, Two magazines, And my M16, I'm lean and mean, I'm a US Marine! and I paint my face black and green you won't see me I'm a US Marine I slip and slither into the night You wont see me till I'm ready to fight You'll run to the forest, you'll try to hide but that's where I live you're sure to die you won't see me till it's too damned late a flash of my blade will be your fate... and Hey there Navy Get off your ship and follow me I am the Marine Corps Infantry Hey there Army... Get off your tank and follow me I am Marine Corps infantry! Hey there Air Force Get off that plane and follow me I am the Marine Corps infantry Hey there civilians Get off your butts and follow me I am the MArine Corps cant you see? We are the best on land and sea... and Army, Army I'm in doubt... Why's your belly stickin out? Is it whisky or is it wine? Or is it a lack of PT time? and One, two, three, Four! What the hell we doing this for? we're doin it for the next war, between the commies and the Corps Am I right or wrong? You're Right! Are we weak or strong? We're Strong! Mama told Johnny not to go down town, cause the Marine Corps recruiter was hangin around Johnny disobeyed and he went anyway, to hear what the recruiter had to say, The recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be, Johnny said I wanna join the infantry Johnny caught a plane out to Vietnam There Johnny fought the Viet Cong He killed a hundred men with his rifle and blade Only God knows how many lives he saved Johnny was bold and he was brave Johnny jumped on a hand grenade, He saved the lives of the men he led But now poor Johnny he was dead. Before He died this what he said to tell his mama when he was dead Mama, Mama dont you cry In the ma Marine Corps you do or die. and If I die in a combat zone box me up and send me home pin my medals upon my chest tell me mom I did my best Lay my body six foot down till you hear it hit the ground Place my K-Bar in my hand I'll fight my way to the promised land. and when I get to heaven St Peter he will say How'd you get to heaven in just one day? I replied with hate and anger... Blood Guts and a whole lot o'danger. Ooh Rah! I loved calling cadence during those long formation runs... motivating as hell |
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That's the first Army joke I've heard coming from a marine. Got any more? BTW - why are there so many jarhead jokes compared to the other services? |
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You don't want to start THAT again, do you???? Jesse James said befiore he died, Just four things that I want to ride Bicycle, tricycle, automobile, You old lady while your in the field...... In Fourteen hundred and ninety-two A dago from portales Was walkign down the avenue Selling hot tamales refrain- He said the world was roundo They said it couldn't be foundo That nasty little motherfuck That son of a bich Columbo He walked right up to the queen of Spain And said I'll tell you honey I'll bring you lots of gold and shit If you give me all your money refrain The people came to see them off, The crowds they lined the docks The queen was waving her hankerchief The crew just waved their cocks refrain For forty days and forty nights They sailed upon the water If not for the thought of a piece of ass There would have been a slaughter refrain The cabin boy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper He lined his ass with broken glass And circumsized the skipper refrain thats all I remember, but that's a classic from at least WWI....wish I could find ther rest of the lyrics..... edit-remembered a verse...... |
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Jealousy. I always liked these: Army: Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet Marine: My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment |
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