You're so hooah when.......

1.Your kids call the sandbox "NTC".
2.Your wife has mermites in the China Cabinet.
3.Your older kids call the youngest one "Cherry".
4.When your wife left you, you had a Change of Command.
5.Your wife carries a buttpack instead of a Gucci purse.
6.When your family gets together you call them "Slice Elements".
7.You butter your toast with a bayonet.
8.Your personal license plate says "At Ease".
9.All of your kids names begin with AR_______.
10.Your grandmother won All-American Week.
11.Your POV has your name stenciled on the windshield.
12.Your kids are hand receipt holders.
13.Your kids practice Drill and Ceremony at recess.
14.Your dogs name is "Ranger".
15.Your kids pull night guard shifts by the mailbox.
16.Your wife has a better high and tight than your commander.
17.Your wife wont buy anything unless it has a stock number.
18.Your kids have to wax and buff the floor before going to school.
19.When your dog died, he got a 21-gun salute at Arlington.
20.Your daughter's dolls wear starched uniforms.
21.If your kids fail a test, they get a Letter of Reprimand.
22.Your kids take a monthly urinalysis test.
23.Your kids salute their grandparents.
24.Your kids get an LES for their allowance.
25.All your meals at home are MREs.
26.All your possessions are military issue.
27.You refer to your living room as the LUP and the coffee shop as the RV.

someone needs a life

LMAO!!

Actually, to see some kids scrolling the road at a school crossing would blow my friggin' mind.

Back in my day, the radar NCO sent a kid to the supply room to get a set of fallopian tubes.

Being the asshole I am, I called the hospital and (she was my neighbor off post) asked for a certain nurse and told her what was going on.

Five minutes later she arrived at the supply room and escorted little Pv2 whasisname back to the radar section room.

"Sergeant, I brought my fallopian tubes along with me. I hope you'll be gentle with them, as I have grown quite attached to them."

You shoulda seen the look on his face!!!!


When Top heard about it, he didn't know what to do with me. (1SG's dileimma: trying to chew ass and laugh at the same time)

The Battery Commander laughed himself silly when he heard about it.