And I think the officer's commentary made it that much funnier so I thought I would share!!

Run was dispatched as a juvenile male arguing with an employee at an adult video store.  It stated the suspect had glued a fake beard to his face.

This is what the officer had to say...

"Juvenile trimmed his armpit hair and glued it to his face prior to riding his bicycle in the pouring rain to an adult video store.  As if that wasn't enough, he attracted more attention to himself trying to walk out of the store after stuffing merchandise in his pants.  Because of the already desperate nature of this kid to get his hands on some pornography and all of the jokes that were made at the scene about the armpit hair on his face, management decided that he had learned a valuable lesson from embarassment alone and decided not to press charges.  So instead we made matters worse by having his father come to the scene to pick him up."

My favorites here are "As if that wasn't enough" and "To make matters worse" hehe.  Some days it's all worthwhile.  

Wow, that kid is an idiot.

ID10T!

great story

I guess the kid hasn't heard of the internet yet?

+1 on IDIOT or as we say "Job Security"

Quoted: I guess the kid hasn't heard of the internet yet?

He lives in a dial-up only area.

Quoted: Quoted: I guess the kid hasn't heard of the internet yet? He lives in a dial-up only area.

That didn't seem to stop my nephew... well, not until his mom figured out where all the virus alerts were coming from...

He got TORE up.....

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I guess the kid hasn't heard of the internet yet? He lives in a dial-up only area. That didn't seem to stop my nephew... well, not until his mom figured out where all the virus alerts were coming from... He got TORE up.....

BTDT