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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:59:04 PM EDT
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10. Sheriff's Office
Shoots snake after driving over it several times. Puts snake in another City Police Officer's car while parked in jail parking area. I've actually done this. She got almost three blocks before looking down to the floorboard. 
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:26:47 PM EDT
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11. Police department:
Puts up cameras to catch snake violating vehicle codes, mails snake picture of itself along with bail schedule and return envelope. When warrant for snake appears, refer to Sheriff to catch. ETA: Yes, I know the police don't "set up" cameras. 
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Posted: 1/25/2006 4:33:58 PM EDT
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10. Sheriff's Office
Shoots snake after driving over it several times. Puts snake in another City Police Officer's car while parked in jail parking area. Hmmmmm. Sounds like something I might do. Maybe I should be wearing that star shaped badge. |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:45:54 PM EDT
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#11 Police Dept
Checks city ordinance book for violation. There is no city violation for snake at large. Goes to coffee. Homeowner kills snake with shovel. |
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Posted: 1/26/2006 3:05:46 AM EDT
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#12 Police/Sheriff Dispatcher:
Tells caller the police don't handle snakes - that's Animal Control's job. Continues drinking coffee and snarfing down chips & cake. |
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Posted: 1/26/2006 3:22:36 AM EDT
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Not going to scream dupe, but i have read the military version of this joke, it was a chain e-mail that has been in circulation for years.
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Posted: 1/26/2006 11:46:51 AM EDT
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Let my K-9 chase it, he would love that
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Posted: 1/26/2006 12:07:36 PM EDT
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This a variation of the old "bear" joke.
In Summary: In order to promote inter-agency cooperation, Congress sanctions a competion amongst top law enforcement agencies in the United States. Invited to compete are the Central Intelligence Agency, The Federarl Bureau of Investigation, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms the the Chicago Police Department. Congress informs each agency that within a 100 acre parcel of forrest, there is located ONE rabbit. The first agency to recover said rabbit will be named as the best law enforcement agency in the country. The CIA spends $400 million dollars, cultivates numerous indigenous species with the goal of fomenting a popular uprising against the rabbit, and after 8 years, issues a 1,500 page report concluding that rabbits do not exist. The FBI spends $50 million to tap all the rabbit's phones, read all his email, send agents in to interview every animal the rabbit has ever interacted with, offers the rabbit immunity if it will testify against the squirrel, and finally, after 5 years, gets the IRS to charge the rabbit with tax evasion, due the fact that pilfered carrots could concievably be considered "income". The ATF spends $10 million dollars and surrounds the forrest with 100 agents. They yell at the rabbit to "Come out with your paws up!" for 97 hours. They then burn down the forrest and claim that the rabbit had it coming. The Chicago Police Department sends two patrolmen into the forrest. An hour later, they emerge with a badly beaten bear in handcuffs, who is shouting, "Alright, alright, I'm a fucking rabbit already!" Sheep |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 7:07:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2006 4:10:10 PM EDT
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#13-STATE POLICE: Shoots snake, and tosses it into the woods when nobody is looking. Quickly cleans gun, and denies discharge of firearm on duty. What snake?
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Posted: 1/29/2006 4:34:56 PM EDT
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Correctional officers..call out their ERT..capture snake and release it in wardens office. Claim it attempted to escape to justify expending 5 Mark 9's of OC, 2 flash bang grenades and 4 barricade breeching rounds from the 37mm gas gun in his office!
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Posted: 1/30/2006 1:13:17 AM EDT
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Dispatcher notifies deputy of snake call. Deputy replies, "Radio, you can send me to any call in this county, but I ain't going to THAT call!"
True story! 
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Posted: 1/30/2006 1:21:50 AM EDT
[#13]
What about when you work with one?
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Posted: 1/30/2006 1:23:41 AM EDT
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That would be my plan. One of my co-workers got sent to "angry rattlesnake, hissing at people.........." |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 2:09:13 AM EDT
[#15]
there fixed it for ya |
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