This was my favorite of all time....
I worked at an old amusement park in the summers while in college handling security and such...well mid shift I hear the tones going off on the scanner one of our guys carried....tone after tone after tone after tone....I figured it was the end of the world time.... Then I hear...
Mass Causlty Alert...Mass Casualty Alert... XXXXX XXXX Park... Ferris Wheel Accident...Multiple Unknown Injuries and fatalities reported.
Holy Christ I say....that's us!
Heck we're security and no one has called us? Our paramedic who ran with the local ambulance corp had already grabed her gear and was looking for the injured. I sent one of our guys to meet the responding units and clear a path and I joined the paramedic in search of the injured. We looked high and we looked low around the ferris wheel...and nothing.
Finally one of the Carney's who worked there and saw the panicked look on my face said "whatcha looking for chief? I said, we have report of mass casualties at the ferris wheel....half of the county's EMS is enroute here. He starts laughing and points to rather "large" women setting over on a park bench nursing a skinned knee and elbow. It seems the ferris wheel came to a rather abrupt stop when it was her turn to disembark. Things in motion tend to stay in motion....well she popped the saftey bar and fell forward out of the car approximately 9 inches to the ground.... Her late teen daughter panicked and ran to the nearest pay phone and dialed 911 indicating that there had been a ferris wheel accident and that there were bodies lying all over the ground.
17 pieces of apparatus later....we finally got the call canceled. You can only imagine the scene as all these Trucks and Squads pulled up. It was a sea of stretchers, gear, EMT's, Paramedics, Local Fire Fighters from every corner of the world, LEO's and even a game warden
. What a circus! I can laugh about it now...but at 20 years of age...my asshole was puckering!
Carry On,
Gary