My personal favorite variation on this joke:
Department of Justice holds an national competition for Best Law Enforcement Agency. The top 3 finalists are the CIA, the FBI and LAPD.
Final Challenge, Find and apprehend 1 rabbit in a 1 square-mile plot of Forrest.
The CIA airdrops 2 million dollars worth of remote sensing equipment. They use numerous Animal, Vegetable and Mineral informants. They spend 2 years developing detailed infra-red satellite imagery. In the end, they produce a 681 page report concluding that rabbits, in fact, do not exist.
The FBI surrounds the forrest and, utilizing Negotiators on loudspeakers, commands said rabbit to exit the forrest paws-up and surrender. They continue this for 2 months. At the end of the second month, they burn the entire forrest to the ground and proclaim that "The rabbit had it coming."
The LAPD sends 2 SouthCentral Officers into the forrest. A half hour later, they emerge with a badly beaten bear in hand-cuffs, screaming "Ok Ok, goddamint, I'm a fucking rabbit!"