At my last department, our evidence custodian was such an asshole, we started to put all kinds of wierd shit into evidence...here is my story.
I responded to a 911 call of a one car traffic accident where a person was bleeding bad. I had just been through the area seconds earlier and thought FTF?
When I double back I see a w/m standing by the road waiving so I stop. I ask about the crash and he said that a car was going down the road and all of a sudden the hood flew up (not unreasonable) and as a result, the windshield got smashed (again, not too far fetched). The w/m said that the driver stopped, got out of the vehicle, removed the hood (my 1st clue) and threw the hood in the ditch (my second clue) and drove off. But due to seeing a lot of blood, the w/m called 911 concerned for the driver.
Well by now I had that feeling we all get when we start to realize...wait a minute...I know this asshole from somewhere.
So I asked the w/m to show me "exactly" where the vehicle stopped and where the hood was. Well we walk about 100 yards down the street and the w/m points to a hood lying in the grass. I look at the hood and immediately see that the hood is covered in dust and has obviously been there a while. I flip the hood over and there is dead grass underneath.
THEN IT HITS ME...I know this asshat from an earlier "shots fired call" where this POS gives his own description as the damn shooter. Well I start to unload on this dude, cuff him and immediately arrest him for Misuse of 911/false police reporting.
It was then I realized my GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, I will put the hood into evidence and "be the man". I expected the evidence SGT to blow a heart valve and he did (not really).
Well I can tell ya, unoffically it was funny shit. After a week of the hood blocking the damn hallway, the LT made me git rid of it. The "hey wait...thats evidence" had wore out it's welcome and humor.
BTW, the dumb ass never made bond, pleaded guilty, and was credited for time served.