This happened yesterday...Two guys in their early 20's were filling up their car at a local gas station...the same station where we fill up our patrol cars...a Deputy that had busted them about 2 years before pulls up to fill his car and sees them and waves...then jokingly he gets on the PA and says, "Hi Guys, I know you have dope in the car, bring it over to me." The two guys look at each other the rumage through the car and walk up to my buddy and turn over about an ounce of weed and an 8 ball, with their heads down and saying "We're sorry." My Buddy was just joking...Oh yeah, he busted them...

oh, that is awesome about the dope.
at a hospital in detroit, one of the officers working at the metal detector jokingly asked a woman if she had any machine guns bazookas or boomerangs on her she replied"no, i left it in the car"  the officer said, cool, bring it in i want to see one.   SHE DID.  it washer boyfriends full auto .380 ingram mac 11 (illegal and stolen of course).

Detroit hospitals eh?

yep, i don't doubt you one bit, my sarge has told me some pretty crazy stuff about detroit children's hospital in particular.

pontiac is a real winner too.

It's hard to decide who gets the "Idiot of the Year" award.[}:)]