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Posted: 3/21/2006 1:26:33 PM EDT
Too funny not to post..........
Subject: The perfect husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen... MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?..." 
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Posted: 3/21/2006 1:41:58 PM EDT
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Ooops!
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Posted: 3/21/2006 1:49:36 PM EDT
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 Someone is going to be pissed when they get home! |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 3:49:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/21/2006 10:54:10 PM EDT
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I did not expect that.
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Posted: 3/22/2006 2:40:54 AM EDT
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very misleading, he isn't the perfect husband as there is no such thing and it wasn't his phone!
 Very funny though |
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Posted: 3/22/2006 6:02:33 PM EDT
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I disagree! I fall into the category of "perfect husband." If you don't believe me, just ask me!
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Posted: 3/23/2006 8:52:28 AM EDT
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You wouldn't want us men to list all the traits needed to create the perfect wife, would you? 
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Posted: 3/23/2006 10:30:08 AM EDT
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Mine's pretty durn close:
We taped "The Unit" and instead of taking a blank tape, the hubby taped over my favorite movie.  The tape WAS marked. I said it was ok...but I was disappointed.  Yesterday, hubby came home from work with the movie on disc.  I think I'll keep him. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 11:55:59 AM EDT
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 so tagged!  H1
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:45:32 PM EDT
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Don't think I ever claimed there was a perfect wife either. I know I'm sure the hell not. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:47:25 PM EDT
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Just giving you a hard time.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:26:53 PM EDT
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hahaha
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Posted: 3/23/2006 9:11:39 PM EDT
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Didn't see that one coming!
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