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Posted: 2/22/2006 3:49:56 PM EDT
all day long? I have night planed for the SO tomorrow and want to make her think about it all day long. I need something I can text her in the morning that will drive her crazy until she gets to see me. In the past I've done the "Tonight I'm going to kiss every inch of your body" and a few other things, but right now, I'm drawing a total blank. She is really into cuddling and things like that, so I can't get too far out in the text (even if she does like some things I do to her
 ).So simple question with long explanation I guess. |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 4:48:11 PM EDT
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"Sit down, honey, tonight I'll do the dishes."
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Posted: 2/22/2006 4:50:53 PM EDT
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Hmmm......"I just want to give it to you" is out of the question then, but that always works for me!
 Sometimes I opt for some song lyrics, sweet or suggestive. All depends on what kind of mood you want to set. Good luck. 
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Posted: 2/22/2006 4:52:29 PM EDT
[#3]
"You numbah one long-time boom-boom."
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Posted: 2/22/2006 5:00:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/22/2006 5:48:58 PM EDT
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"I'm going to clean the litter box, do the dishes and the laundry. Then, im going to get you a big bubble bath and rub your shoulders. Then im going to show you the new queen size bed i bought for us and call in sick for you so you can sleep late."
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Posted: 2/22/2006 8:53:35 PM EDT
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you get to go first tonight dear.
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Posted: 2/22/2006 8:57:44 PM EDT
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I would suggest counting down the hours...
10 hours until we are together again, 8 hours until we are together again and so on...and so on. women are weird. glad i don't have to try to figure them out 
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Posted: 2/22/2006 9:22:40 PM EDT
[#8]
thats actually a really good idea |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 10:53:56 PM EDT
[#9]
"Here's my wallet, car keys, and a map to the mall"
Works wonders. |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 11:02:16 PM EDT
[#10]
I texted a girl that "I was licking my eyebrows thinking about her."
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Posted: 2/22/2006 11:14:59 PM EDT
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If I were her I would have texted back "I'm licking your best friend thinking about you"
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Posted: 2/23/2006 4:56:59 AM EDT
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Also just using any "code language" that you have with her specifically. No need to be so straight forward with your text. Make it mysterious so she has to try to figure it out. Know what I mean? |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 5:09:06 AM EDT
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"I cannot wait to taste you...."
The connotations are limitless, supplying hours of daydreaming how you will taste her...and where. |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 5:13:57 AM EDT
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Uh, wrong direction, I think TXL |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 7:06:29 AM EDT
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"I've got staying power tonight... you get the full 4 minutes." 
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Posted: 2/23/2006 7:19:33 AM EDT
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My boyfriend said this to me Tuesday for my birthday...
"Let's go to the mall for dinner and you can pick out your birthday present at the Coach Store". Let's just say I had to change my panties after that one! on second thought....Playmore's was a good one. Go with that. |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 7:33:25 AM EDT
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If a coach purse gets you ahem moist, wow. My wife got me a coach briefcase..... returned..... TXL |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 7:38:14 AM EDT
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Hey, we all have our weaknesses, TXL. It wasn't so much the coach purse, it was the boyfriend spending money. On me. doesn't happen often anymore. lol. |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 7:43:35 AM EDT
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I can't BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
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Posted: 2/23/2006 8:23:23 AM EDT
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I just had too!! |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:20:52 AM EDT
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Tell her you want to wake up inside of her.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:50:42 AM EDT
[#22]
Oh my... um...<points finger weakly> He wins! |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:08:50 AM EDT
[#23]
 That's horrible Perse and goosey you're no help either!
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:17:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Text this:
B4I4Q RU/18?
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:58:00 PM EDT
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Damn..you just steamed up my contacts..
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Posted: 2/27/2006 7:32:45 PM EDT
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This will drive her absolutely bananas:
"I love you but I'm not in love with you. Wanna be friends with benefits?" I can't guarantee a good reaction though but it will surely drive her crazy. |
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