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Posted: 10/3/2005 5:19:08 AM EDT

The "ME" version! GACK! My first range report (sorry, no pics).

Went shooting at the indoor range Saturday afternoon. I was shooting GPK's AR, and doing pretty well. I had grabbed a pair of eye protection, but I have a real small face, and they weren't doing a great job. Well, don't ya know I got clipped but good by a piece of brass that flew at my face, lodged under the edge of the eyewear, and hung there for a few seconds before I could secure the AR in one hand and brush it off my face.

I have a real nice purple burn right under my right eye. George told me I look like a gangster chick.

nice, huh?

MAN DID IT HURT!!!! But I kept shooting!!! Fun time, actually!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:18:24 AM EDT

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That happens to everyone sooner or later. I'm glad you're a good sport about it.

I'd imagine you're going to have a hard time explaining that at work though.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:26:45 AM EDT

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That happens to everyone sooner or later. I'm glad you're a good sport about it.

I'd imagine you're going to have a hard time explaining that at work though.

Noone's commented so far...but a few strange glances. They probably think it's something I don't want to talk about, and it's none of their business.... lol.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:30:33 AM EDT

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That happens to everyone sooner or later. I'm glad you're a good sport about it.

I'd imagine you're going to have a hard time explaining that at work though.

Noone's commented so far...but a few strange glances. They probably think it's something I don't want to talk about, and it's none of their business.... lol.

In today's world I'm not sure which is worse--

A) I got beat up and haven't called Gloria Allred.

B) I got it while shooting.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:31:35 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:35:53 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

Well, next time I'm wearing a turtleneck, too. I had a couple that seemed hell bent on leather to get close to the "girls".

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:39:57 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

Well, next time I'm wearing a turtleneck, too. I had a couple that seemed hell bent on leather to get close to the "girls".

Yeah, I've had a few fly down the ol' shirt before. Nothing like doing the 'brass dance' at the range. Owowowowowowowowow....looks like hickeys.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:47:27 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

Well, next time I'm wearing a turtleneck, too. I had a couple that seemed hell bent on leather to get close to the "girls".

THAT happened to me last time I went...rested just above the curve (that my push up bra so artfully gives me). And I was wearing a "modest" necked tee. Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.
And Daisy...I am sure that little boo boo makes you even MORE endearing to GPK...

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:49:37 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

Well, next time I'm wearing a turtleneck, too. I had a couple that seemed hell bent on leather to get close to the "girls".

THAT happened to me last time I went...rested just above the curve (that my push up bra so artfully gives me). And I was wearing a "modest" necked tee. Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.
And Daisy...I am sure that little boo boo makes you even MORE endearing to GPK...

Ya think? (yeah, I think so, too..and I didn't even cry!)

Posted: 10/3/2005 7:09:36 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

Posted: 10/3/2005 7:58:36 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

Methinks hot brass down the shorts MAY change TBK1's tune a bit!

Posted: 10/3/2005 7:59:48 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

It is awful, actually. People are always staring, guys won't even look at your face to talk to you, can't find cute tops that fit, bathing suits don't cover anything more than a band aid would...It's horrible. Trade me for a day, Bee, and see if you can even make it out of the house.

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:02:29 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

Methinks hot brass down the shorts MAY change TBK1's tune a bit!

I've been shooting for 40 years. Do you really think I wear stuff to the range that allows brass to enter?

I watched a young guy with a pair of "Birkenstock" sandles get a piece of 9 sillimeter brass stuck against his foot--and then do a "oh shit that hurts dance"--and then drop another guy's subgun into the dirt, still "hot" (loaded).

Besides, like I always say--you gotta find it first.

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:03:24 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

It is awful, actually. People are always staring, guys won't even look at your face to talk to you, can't find cute tops that fit, bathing suits don't cover anything more than a band aid would...It's horrible. Trade me for a day, Bee, and see if you can even make it out of the house.

Why would I want to leave the house?

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:07:40 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

Methinks hot brass down the shorts MAY change TBK1's tune a bit!

I've been shooting for 40 years. Do you really think I wear stuff to the range that allows brass to enter?

I watched a young guy with a pair of "Birkenstock" sandles get a piece of 9 sillimeter brass stuck against his foot--and then do a "oh shit that hurts dance"--and then drop another guy's subgun into the dirt, still "hot" (loaded).

Besides, like I always say--you gotta find it first.

That's as far as I got.

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE OLD!!!

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:10:43 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

It is awful, actually. People are always staring, guys won't even look at your face to talk to you, can't find cute tops that fit, bathing suits don't cover anything more than a band aid would...It's horrible. Trade me for a day, Bee, and see if you can even make it out of the house.

Why would I want to leave the house?

You would have to learn to control yourself. I'm not sure about state laws, but I don't think that people look to kindly on men that walk around with their hands permanently fixed on their man-boobs. Not positive, but I hear the law varies from state to state. I hear it's worse in the north.

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:18:06 AM EDT

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You would have to learn to control yourself. I'm not sure about state laws, but I don't think that people look to kindly on men that walk around with their hands permanently fixed on their man-boobs. Not positive, but I hear the law varies from state to state. I hear it's worse in the north.

And that--is exactly why I wouldn't leave the house if I had them.

Oh, I'm 46 (yup, pretty old)--but I started young (age 5).

Hey! Who hid my walker? Damned smartmouth punk kids.

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:23:22 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

Well, next time I'm wearing a turtleneck, too. I had a couple that seemed hell bent on leather to get close to the "girls".

Yeah, I've had a few fly down the ol' shirt before. Nothing like doing the 'brass dance' at the range. Owowowowowowowowow....looks like hickeys.

WOOT! I'm going shooting with you ladies!!

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:25:22 AM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

It is awful, actually. People are always staring, guys won't even look at your face to talk to you, can't find cute tops that fit, bathing suits don't cover anything more than a band aid would...It's horrible. Trade me for a day, Bee, and see if you can even make it out of the house.

Why would I want to leave the house?

You would have to learn to control yourself. I'm not sure about state laws, but I don't think that people look to kindly on men that walk around with their hands permanently fixed on their man-boobs. Not positive, but I hear the law varies from state to state. I hear it's worse in the north.

I don't think so...we don't eat fried hush puppies drizzled with melted Hershey bars and washed down with Pabst up north...fewer men have the manboobs up here than the Carolinas or Arkansas...YMMV

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:26:18 AM EDT

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Gettin hot brass pinned inside your clothing is the main reason why I always shoot naked.

TRG

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:30:42 AM EDT

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Gettin hot brass pinned inside your clothing is the main reason why I always shoot naked.

TRG

Which is precisely the reason we don't come to your neck of the woods to shoot.

Posted: 10/3/2005 8:33:16 AM EDT

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Gettin hot brass pinned inside your clothing is the main reason why I always shoot naked.

TRG

Which is precisely the reason we don't come to your neck of the woods to shoot.

Fark...she beat me to it!

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:25:50 AM EDT

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Gettin hot brass pinned inside your clothing is the main reason why I always shoot naked.

TRG

Which is precisely the reason we don't come to your neck of the woods to shoot.

Don't knock it, until you try it.

TRG

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:28:46 AM EDT

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Gettin hot brass pinned inside your clothing is the main reason why I always shoot naked.

TRG

Which is precisely the reason we don't come to your neck of the woods to shoot.

Don't knock it, until you try it.

TRG

I never knock it before I try it. Ow!

<--------(Working on my 'perverted' mind so I can keep up with TBK1)

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:34:50 AM EDT

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<--------(Working on my 'perverted' mind so I can keep up with TBK1)

I'm old and slow.

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:42:58 AM EDT

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<--------(Working on my 'perverted' mind so I can keep up with TBK1)

I'm old and slow.

But you're a hottie, so that negates the slow. Not the old, but we can forgive the slow.

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:46:46 AM EDT

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<pouting> HEY!!!!

This thread was about ME! ME! ME!

WTF happened?

hijackers. The lot of ya!!!!!

Carry on. Rant over.

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:51:51 AM EDT

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<pouting> HEY!!!!

This thread was about ME! ME! ME!

WTF happened?

hijackers. The lot of ya!!!!!

Carry on. Rant over.

A tiny burn and she gets all whiny...paging GPK...SOMEONE needs attention!

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:52:57 AM EDT

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<pouting> HEY!!!!

This thread was about ME! ME! ME!

WTF happened?

hijackers. The lot of ya!!!!!

Carry on. Rant over.

J/k

Love you.
Mean it.

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:53:31 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:53:42 AM EDT

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<pouting> HEY!!!!

This thread was about ME! ME! ME!

WTF happened?

hijackers. The lot of ya!!!!!

Carry on. Rant over.

A tiny burn and she gets all whiny...paging GPK...SOMEONE needs attention!

GPK?

Posted: 10/3/2005 9:56:36 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

There. Back on track.

Posted: 10/3/2005 10:18:16 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

Posted: 10/3/2005 10:24:53 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

I don't think you should have said "hang loose."

Posted: 10/3/2005 10:44:25 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

Posted: 10/3/2005 11:39:55 AM EDT

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That happens to me all the time, actually. Brass always flies behind my eye protection and burns me. If I have a baseball cap on, it's worse. Can't NOT wear the eye protection, but it sucks because by the time I put my gun down and take the glasses off, the brass has had enough time resting against my skin to make a mark. The smell of burning flesh, especially mine, is not one of my favorite smells.

M-Frames...

Posted: 10/3/2005 11:43:32 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

www.so-utah.com/archcany/deadisle/goat.jpg

Damn, you got some balls to post that.

TRG

Posted: 10/3/2005 11:49:16 AM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

www.so-utah.com/archcany/deadisle/goat.jpg

Damn, you got some balls to post that.

TRG

Raise your hoof if ya didn't see THAT comin'!

Posted: 10/3/2005 12:07:18 PM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

www.so-utah.com/archcany/deadisle/goat.jpg

Damn, you got some balls to post that.

TRG

Raise your hoof if ya didn't see THAT comin'!

Posted: 10/3/2005 12:37:09 PM EDT

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I'd suggest pics in order to get this back on track. <whistles Dixie>

Sure, I'll post pics of me shooting. Hang loose.

TRG

www.so-utah.com/archcany/deadisle/goat.jpg

Damn, you got some balls to post that.

TRG

Raise your hoof if ya didn't see THAT comin'!

<rim shot>

TRG

PS. </rim shot>

I will not be goated into this little word game of yours, sheeple!

Posted: 10/3/2005 12:44:36 PM EDT

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I will not be goated into this little word game of yours, sheeple!

<<GROAN>>

Posted: 10/3/2005 12:52:10 PM EDT

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I will not be goated into this little word game of yours, sheeple!

<<GROAN>>

I've been baaaa-d.

But you love me.

Posted: 10/3/2005 1:19:46 PM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

It is awful, actually. People are always staring, guys won't even look at your face to talk to you, can't find cute tops that fit, bathing suits don't cover anything more than a band aid would...It's horrible. Trade me for a day, Bee, and see if you can even make it out of the house.

If I had your body, I wouldn't want to leave the house. Of course when you got the body back the next day I would highly suggest having it cleaned immediately.

Posted: 10/3/2005 2:52:57 PM EDT

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Can't imagine what you ladies with bigger "guns" must endure.

It must be just awful . . .

It is awful, actually. People are always staring, guys won't even look at your face to talk to you, can't find cute tops that fit, bathing suits don't cover anything more than a band aid would...It's horrible. Trade me for a day, Bee, and see if you can even make it out of the house.

If I had your body, I wouldn't want to leave the house. Of course when you got the body back the next day I would highly suggest having it cleaned immediately.

And that's exactly why men don't have big boobs. Well, most of you anyway.