Should a married man go to a bar without his wife?

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Posted: 8/5/2005 6:32:31 PM EDT

Did you hear about the young couple who had been married just a couple
of weeks when the new husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
to go
out on the town and party with his old buddies? He cooed to his new
wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochie Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
difference countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, Mexico etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.....but at the bar.....you
know.....they have frozen glasses."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Pie, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious......I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Poo?" She opened the oven and took
out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my Sweet Honey..... at the bar....you know....there's swearing,
dirty words and all that...."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Then LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD. SIT YOUR
ASS
DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP AND EAT YOUR FREAKING MUNCHIES BECAUSE YOUR
MARRIED BUTT ISN'T GOING TO ANY FREAKING BAR. THAT SHIT IS
OVER......GOT IT, SHIT FOR BRAINS?" ......and they lived happily ever
after.

Isn't that a sweet story?

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:39:35 PM EDT

[#1]

NOPE!

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:43:33 PM EDT

[#2]

Truly touching.

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:46:19 PM EDT

[#3]

You've been to our house?

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:47:29 PM EDT

[#4]

sounds like life to me

but that's in the past.

txl

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:48:40 PM EDT

[#5]

mmmmmmmmmmm Nichole Kidman mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: 8/5/2005 7:34:19 PM EDT

[#6]

Puppy Face?

Posted: 8/5/2005 7:42:52 PM EDT

[#7]

What's a "bar"?

Posted: 8/5/2005 10:22:14 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
What's a "bar"?

That is what I like to know

Posted: 8/6/2005 6:09:49 AM EDT

[#9]

What's a "bar"?

www.rt66.com/~korteng/SmallArms/browning.htm

Posted: 8/6/2005 6:22:15 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
What's a "bar"?

www.rt66.com/~korteng/SmallArms/browning.htm

Posted: 8/6/2005 6:59:19 AM EDT

[#11]

Put on that Hooters outfit and I'll stay home.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:56:34 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Put on that Hooters outfit and I'll stay home.

Posted: 8/6/2005 8:17:23 AM EDT

[#13]

Yes, how else is he supposed to pick up chicks?

Posted: 8/6/2005 8:22:56 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Yes, how else is he supposed to pick up chicks?

Mail order.

Posted: 8/6/2005 9:18:10 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Puppy Face?

Yes poopsey dear.

Patty

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:04:25 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Put on that Hooters outfit and I'll stay home.

hmph! I will only if ya got a fistfull of bills!!!!
And I am NOT talkin' ones baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 8/6/2005 1:18:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Put on that Hooters outfit and I'll stay home.

hmph! I will only if ya got a fistfull of bills!!!!
And I am NOT talkin' ones baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a problem.

Posted: 8/6/2005 1:31:34 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Put on that Hooters outfit and I'll stay home.

hmph! I will only if ya got a fistfull of bills!!!!
And I am NOT talkin' ones baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a problem.

crap

<wiggles into the shorts>

<looks at self in mirror>

Um...orange is NOT my color!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 8/7/2005 10:56:33 AM EDT

[#19]

That story sucked.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:43:56 PM EDT

[#20]

If you trust your husband not matter how long you have been married not a big deal.
Come home smell like smoke stinks. I guess I am lucky GoGop give him a shot of Cold Medicine and
he is drunk. He has a very low,low tolerance for wine or anything.

I can drink but with health issues and recovering from kidney failure I tend to stay away from
the wine and such. Some folks should stay away from it once they have a beer turned into a
complete butt.

We are busy got our first house and things are looking pretty good. Just one more room to paint.
We are in rural area and love it so much. The pool is installed but still not level enough. I thought good enough for the rest of the summer. Try again next year and maybe the ground will be settled more.

Take care and God Bless to all.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:45:57 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
If you trust your husband not matter how long you have been married not a big deal.
Come home smell like smoke stinks. I guess I am lucky GoGop give him a shot of Cold Medicine and
he is drunk. He has a very low,low tolerance for wine or anything.

I can drink but with health issues and recovering from kidney failure I tend to stay away from
the wine and such. Some folks should stay away from it once they have a beer turned into a
complete butt.

We are busy got our first house and things are looking pretty good. Just one more room to paint.
We are in rural area and love it so much. The pool is installed but still not level enough. I thought good enough for the rest of the summer. Try again next year and maybe the ground will be settled more.

Take care and God Bless to all.

Congrats on the house, mb. Oh, and we all adore GoCop here, he's a great guy.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:51:59 PM EDT

[#22]

Patty,

Love the new avitar. I like it much better than the bear. I like bears but this new one gets the
point across alot better. New to the board. GoGop and Hydguy talked me into it. I am on Missouri whitetails already. I am the deer processor now.

Can't hunt anymore with health and the broken wrist and rods and pins can't hold a gun safely.
So I process all the game which I still get to do something with dead animals. Our new living room looks like Marlin Perkins house. Everywhere you look mounts. The funny thing the lady next door is
anti-gun. She knows everybody else business but her own I think. I think the gun and NRA stickers
scared her off.

I told GoGop wait til I have a deer hung up and ready to process in the backyard. It ought to be
real interesting. Our boy will be starting school. Where has the summer gone. He is so excited starts
5th grade and loves school and summer school.

New to work on my office area and get all of my Pharmacy stuff in order. Hope the doctor's in time
will let me do research at least from home. I love the Pharmacy field just not the HMO's.

Take care patty hope to be posting to you again.

Posted: 8/7/2005 1:01:51 PM EDT

[#23]

GoGop is a great guy I agree. We met at work and will be celebrating our 12th wedding anniversary
the April. His back is getting worse but I make sure I take care of him and have him rest. The move
has really made his back hurt more. Just wish that something could be done.

Eight ruptured discs only so much can be done. Right now surgery not an option he would end up paralyzed waist down. So I told him just wear the special brace,the house scooter,the heavy duty scooter when we shop.

I told him I am not going anywhere. Few of his so called friends asked me well when are you going to leave? I looked at them you don't remember your vows to well do you. Never even entered my mind on
leaving. I do spoil him and I had to change my cooking because he needed to loose 50 pounds or so.
When I cook I like everything from scratch. He doesn't like my new york style cheesecakes with praline sauce. He would eat a twinkie instead.

He is now cancer free for almost 10 months now. No McDonalds in 18 months. He is one of a kind
and a great dad to. Take care and hope to post to you again.

God Bless to all have a great sunday and week.

Posted: 8/9/2005 12:49:17 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
GoGop is a great guy I agree. We met at work and will be celebrating our 12th wedding anniversary
the April. His back is getting worse but I make sure I take care of him and have him rest. The move
has really made his back hurt more. Just wish that something could be done.

Eight ruptured discs only so much can be done. Right now surgery not an option he would end up paralyzed waist down. So I told him just wear the special brace,the house scooter,the heavy duty scooter when we shop.

I told him I am not going anywhere. Few of his so called friends asked me well when are you going to leave? I looked at them you don't remember your vows to well do you. Never even entered my mind on
leaving. I do spoil him and I had to change my cooking because he needed to loose 50 pounds or so.
When I cook I like everything from scratch. He doesn't like my new york style cheesecakes with praline sauce. He would eat a twinkie instead.

He is now cancer free for almost 10 months now. No McDonalds in 18 months. He is one of a kind
and a great dad to. Take care and hope to post to you again.

God Bless to all have a great sunday and week.

If only I could find a woman like you.....

And congratulations on getting your own log-in... now to pester GoGop to spring for a membership for you......

Posted: 8/9/2005 4:58:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Back to topic....

I just remembered something KINDA funny 'bout married men and bars:
When my hubby does go out with the guys, he gets hit on MORE if he's wearing his wedding ring that when he does not (don't pounce on that...the man works with elecricity...electricity + Metal = no husband)...anywhoo...was wondering...what's up with women hitting on men they KNOW are married?????

Posted: 8/9/2005 5:03:28 PM EDT

[#26]

I occasionally go to the bar for a beer...

I am usually on the road and a beer or other adult bev takes the edge off.

I'm not chasing skirts... I love my wife and I'm just too damn tired to worry about it...

Wife is NOT to go to bars without me.

That's just the way it is.

She loves it when I'm old school and lay down the law...

Most of the people she works with are too PC to "tell" their wife anything.

She knew when she married me that I have rules...

PITSNIPE OUT

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:24:08 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Back to topic....

I just remembered something KINDA funny 'bout married men and bars:
When my hubby does go out with the guys, he gets hit on MORE if he's wearing his wedding ring that when he does not (don't pounce on that...the man works with elecricity...electricity + Metal = no husband)...anywhoo...was wondering...what's up with women hitting on men they KNOW are married?????

You honestly have to ask?!?

Hmmn. I'd always had you pegged for being out of your teens..............

Whoops.

<austin_powers>
How do I tell them that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue?
</austin_powers>

Posted: 8/10/2005 9:37:09 PM EDT

[#28]

Some women will hit on a married guy b/c he's taken. Simple as that. I read a post the other day from a guy that was asked the same question. His reply was something along the lines of 'Women will hit on a married guy b/c some other woman thought he was good enough to marry. If so, then he's good enough for her, too.'

Screwed up, but I guess I can see his point. Somehow.

Doesn't mean I'D do it, though.

Posted: 8/10/2005 10:45:15 PM EDT

[#29]

If I had known how well a wedding ring worked, I would have bought one when I left for college.

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:25:03 AM EDT

[#30]

My hubby has noticed the wedding ring effect, too. I, too, am perplexed by it. At first, hoped that it was just his newfound ability to recognize the meaning of female behavior... not that. Assuming they are hitting on him more, I can only guess that they want the "marrying kind" OR (and this is just so not me) they like the idea of taking a man away from another woman. MAYBE they are just more themselves because they figure he won't assume they're flirting with him if they merely smile. Dunno.

Posted: 8/13/2005 8:23:53 AM EDT

[#31]

I goto the bars without my wife all the time. I generally go with a few of my friends or my brothers so generally they don't have any inerest in picking up women... I have "winged" a couple of times... but never have I tried to pick any one up.

Oddly enough, I've never been hit on by another woman while at the bar. Now, I don't think I'm an unattractive man, but... I just haven't ever been hit on. Maybe I'm just so happy in my marriage it shows.

My wife trusts me... and I have no intention of breaking that trust. I just like beer.

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