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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:01:09 AM EDT
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This one time I flung a bunch of poo at this guy...
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:02:50 AM EDT
[#2]
You will never escape the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
With the ACTIVE TOPIC button |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:03:42 AM EDT
[#3]
LOL the poo is thick and the natives are restless?
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:04:33 AM EDT
[#4]
I am the Poo Czar...
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:11:44 AM EDT
[#5]
No great stories.. but I have had a somewhat happier day.. (see the team forum for what I am referring).
But see then wedge and brisk go posting them high ass pics looking down and then I have panic attacks again! ARRGGGHHH! No worries guys. When the shit gets to deep in GD.. I go to my quieter place. Off this board! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:12:49 AM EDT
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I am a man. I am a Father. I have never slung poo and I never NEVER GO IN TO GD!
Why in the hell did you go in there? General Discussion and God Damnit have the same initials for a reason. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:13:17 AM EDT
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I see you dont know the rules concerning the Womens forum... I predict a poo IM in your future..... 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:21:32 AM EDT
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Can i hang out here for a while and look around? Do ya mine, is it ok? I might have to get the Ms. in here.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:22:19 AM EDT
[#9]
This one time, at band camp......
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:22:49 AM EDT
[#10]
Never ever do a google images search for "poo".
That is all. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:25:47 AM EDT
[#11]
 Thanks. I needed that laugh. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:26:46 AM EDT
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Dude, you don't even have to ask, as long as you tread lightly. Most guys here are successful in that. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:30:42 AM EDT
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Damn.....why'd ya have to say that?! I probably never would have done a search on poo if you hadn't said something. EWWWWW! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:31:30 AM EDT
[#14]
although, this one is good:
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:37:04 AM EDT
[#15]
I view it as going into the ladys locker room. Ask and keep the comments to my self. 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:39:36 AM EDT
[#16]
There is an incredibly amusing story by a dashing, gifted, and may I say, devilishly handsome author here: ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=283271 |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:48:31 AM EDT
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I don't know about the gifted or the dashing... |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:54:03 AM EDT
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Auhg. I don't do well with long stories, although it was well-written. I need Cliff's notes. My undiagnosed ADD kicked in after the second paragraph. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:00:55 PM EDT
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I drove to Starbucks in my POS pickup and got looked at snottily by some soccer moms outside. Then I thinked I may have blacked out from the overwhelming leftist aura inside. Then I left and listened to Lynrd Skynrd. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:07:11 PM EDT
[#20]
HAHAHAHAHA...Nice. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:09:43 PM EDT
[#21]
But you left out the part about the AT-AT. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:10:11 PM EDT
[#22]
Here is an Escape.
 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:21:25 PM EDT
[#23]
It was only a matter of time...
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:28:28 PM EDT
[#24]
yeah, you forgot about the well endowed part. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:42:39 PM EDT
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Well it goes without saying. He is Catholic after all. As a side note, I am Catholic. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:51:20 PM EDT
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But is is ok if you not Catholic, But have satchel of tools and know how to use them. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 1:29:09 PM EDT
[#27]
I find myself lurking/posting here more often than in the past, simply because of some of the crap posted in GD. Sanity is a regular feature here more often.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 4:39:43 PM EDT
[#28]
 feel better now, bay eagle?? i do how 'bout you gabby? |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 5:12:21 PM EDT
[#29]
You mean some arfcommers actually have kids?  God save us all
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Posted: 10/19/2004 5:21:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Yes, some of us have kids....... and others we're waiting to see if they can win a Darwin Award.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 7:24:31 PM EDT
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You sure talk purdy Bay. How much would it cost me to buy some of them there purdy words?
That truck dosen't even have RUST! Cool sticks though. Funny post but, you sound just like them. 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 8:35:22 PM EDT
[#32]
... My escape?
... I'm three torturous weeks away from my new puppy "Maggie" homecoming to her new abode here. ... I haven't been "in love" in awhile now, I'm as excited as a schoolgirl at her first boy-band concert. ... It feels great! Pix to follow soon ETA: This one isn't mine, but Maggie looks just like her 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:26:22 PM EDT
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The other day I was leaving Wally World when the elderly lady at the door made a comment that caught me a bit off guard. She said "guns make me so nervous." I suppose the quizical look on my face prompted her to state that the police officer that just left was wearing a gun and it made her nervous. I looked through the glass doors and saw a county jailer walking to her car. I told the lady that she was a jailer and wasn't wearing a gun. The lady sighed with releif and said "oh good, that makes me feel better." Not wanting such an opportunity to pass by, I said, " but I am wearing a gun." She looked as if she had just been slapped and she walked away not taking her eyes off of me. I turned to walk away and could not help but have a wicked little grin come across my face.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:59:38 PM EDT
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I remember one night , my daughter who was around two at the time , was making a racket in her room .... Not crying , but the noises they make when they are excited . Anyway , the Wife elbows me and says ... Go see what she's doing . When I turned on the light I saw that she had taken her LOADED diaper off and had smeared Poo all over herself and was flinging the rest around the room . So I turned the light off and went back to bed and laid down and the Wife asked what was up ?? I replied ....... She wants you |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 4:34:52 AM EDT
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Hmmm...for some strange reason this story isn't very funny to me...being snide to old ladies just isn't my thing. Now, the baby flinging poo...that's hilarious! |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 7:03:34 AM EDT
[#36]
This one time, at gunstock.......
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Posted: 10/20/2004 8:30:57 AM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHA!.....You punk.Clever little bugger. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 8:32:35 AM EDT
[#38]
That's great.I'm not the biggest fan of elderly people as most of the ones I've encountered out here are worse than the psycho soccer moms. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 8:35:17 AM EDT
[#39]
Then again there's guy's like me......... |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 8:39:15 AM EDT
[#40]
I haven't seen you start a pissing contest in the women's forum. I'm not worried. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 9:26:22 AM EDT
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 ML: I wasn't snide with the elderly lady. I was not derogatory, nor was I deceptive. I did use her silliness as an opportunity to entertain myself a little. But, I was not disrespectful to her in my words, tone, nor manner. BTW, I agree with you. Chrome1 posted a very funny story. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 10:10:38 AM EDT
[#42]
short story time.
5 months ago in hawaii i almost went cliff diving, except there was more rocks than water below.  well it would of been a nice view going down.  the end. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 10:20:02 AM EDT
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Man, doing that in the middle of the night would have got me more then another elbow. More like a 'HHHHIIIIIIIIIIII-YA! *punch/kick to the groin*'  Thinking on it... doing that ANYTIME would likely get the same results Here is my latest problem with my youngest boy (just turned 2)... About two months ago the toilet backs up and no amount of plunging and snaking would get it free. There was something stuck in there good. (Not that ya sickos!) I ended up replacing the whole fixutre and after a little work with a hammer I find what has stopped it up. One of those little plastic Nemo figures that you get in a happy meal. Seems the two year old wanted to set his Nemo free too. Fast forward to the present time.... Im watching TV and the youngest comes running into the room saying something in toddlerspeak that I cant quite grasp. He grabs my hand and starts pulling me towards the bathroom, the whole saying something like 'dd! orse! dd! orse!'. We get to the bathroom and the entire thing is flodded, water everywhere. He walks up to the toilet, points and says 'DD! ORSE! GONE!!!' A quick inventory of his little plastic farm animals show that the HORSE has come up missing, but I have a really good idea where it is. Anyone know how to fish a horse out of a toilet?
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:06:59 PM EDT
[#44]
THAT was hilarious! Thanks for improving my day. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:12:28 PM EDT
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I think it's time to teach your kid that toys don't go down the toilet. Your plumbing bills will go through the roof. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 6:32:03 PM EDT
[#46]
That's okay...I'll admit that I am touchy when it comes to old people. I can easily imagine my grandmother in that whole conversation and me having to explain why you would tell her you have a gun after all that. I love her to death, but she just doesn't "get it" sometimes so it bugs me when people do stuff that I later have to explain. Blame Granny...it works for me! 
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Posted: 10/20/2004 9:00:49 PM EDT
[#47]
LOL I like people that can look on the bright side. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 5:35:36 AM EDT
[#48]
I once had a bird crap on me when I was writing a ticket to a hot girl.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:55:12 AM EDT
[#49]
I'm sorry, that was really unfortunate. But it did give me a good laugh, thanks.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:11:25 AM EDT
[#50]
Glad I could help!
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