A mom and son and daughter are returning to their vehicle after going to see the latest action-adventure flick. As they approach their vehicle, a bad guy (BG) with a knife jumps out. Mom has a loaded 9mm in her fanny pack. Choose your ending:
Democrat: typical Barbie (txs GratefulCowgirl!) "I hope it's a pink gun. But I might break a nail! And this poor man is just a victim of society."BG stabs Barbie, grabs kids, and takes off in Barbie's mini-van.
Republican: Boom! BG falls down. Mom calls police.
Southern Republican: Boom, boom, boom, booom, boom, etc. Sound of rnew clip going in. Boom. boom, boom, etc. Son: "Way to go Mom!" Daughter:"Nice shot grouping Mom." Mom: steps over BG "Get in the truck, and we'll go get ice cream."
I modified this from something I saw on the Hannity board a while back. Hope ya'll get a good laugh!
Have a great day!
txcowgirl