A mom and son and daughter are returning to their vehicle after going to see the latest action-adventure flick.  As they approach their vehicle, a bad guy (BG) with a knife jumps out.  Mom has a loaded 9mm in her fanny pack.  Choose your ending:
Democrat:  typical Barbie (txs GratefulCowgirl!) "I hope it's a pink gun.  But I might break a nail!  And this poor man is just a victim of society."BG stabs Barbie, grabs kids, and takes off in Barbie's mini-van.
Republican:  Boom! BG falls down.  Mom calls police.
Southern Republican: Boom, boom, boom, booom, boom, etc.  Sound of rnew clip going in. Boom. boom, boom, etc.  Son:  "Way to go Mom!"  Daughter:"Nice shot grouping Mom."  Mom: steps over BG "Get in the truck, and we'll go get ice cream."

I modified this from something I saw on the Hannity board a while back.  Hope ya'll get a good laugh!

Have a great day!

txcowgirl

Quoted: Daughter:"Nice shot grouping Mom."

i love it!!!

A pink gun - this I gotta see.

Quoted: Quoted: A pink gun - this I gotta see. Here's mine: www.addlepated.net/images/pinklady2.jpg

You got a timer on that camera?  When you gonna get somebody to take a pic of you holding that bad boy girl?

Quoted: Quoted: A pink gun - this I gotta see. Here's mine: www.addlepated.net/images/pinklady2.jpg

-faints-i want to shoot it...