1. "I can't find it"
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I
am
completely clueless.

2. "That's women's work"
MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.

3. "Will you marry me?"
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't
find the
washer, and there's no peanut butter left.

4. "It's a guy thing."
MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and
you have no chance at all of making it logical.

5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?

6. "It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: I have no idea how it works.

7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead.

8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a
maniac.

9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

10. "That's interesting dear."
MEANS: Are you still talkin

I'm glad men are so predictable. I've been married 30 years and would like to share with you how much I know about women...



OK, I"m done.

Well,you guys always post stuff about us Gals. So,I thought it would be fun to post something about the guys in the womenz forum!

Mona