The Bushmaster is room temperature and inanimate and has a nice finish.
The Bushmaster has a grip, but doesn't cost a "grip" to purchase.
The Bushmaster has a stock, but their STOCK has not yet gone public.
The Bushmaster is mil-spec, machined, high powered. It does not give power but requires the power of propellants to perform its task.
The Bushmaster has a barrel that is straight and hard, provided you don't drop it muzzle first from high elevations.
The Bushmaster mandates periodic cleaning to ensure proper function.
The Bushmaster is undeniably light, reliable, compellingly and irresistably fun.
The Bushmaster has no will of its own [but don't piss off the wrong person], it is pure when I clean it, absolutely!
The Bushmaster can not be possessed, GET YOUR OWN!
The Bushmaster can not be understood, heck, it can even speak!
The Bushmaster is unknowing, so I can clean it tomorrow without guilt.
The Bushmaster is not alive. The Bushmaster can cause death.
The Bushmaster is all that I own but there are many manufacturers.
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