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Posted: 3/7/2002 5:55:26 AM EDT
[#1]
Spray & Pray Inc.
ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:05:42 AM EDT
[#2]
Gun shop names to avoid:
Columbine Arms Al Quida Gun Shop Whack Em'and Stack Em' Arms Bullets R' Us Natural Born Killers ATF Sucks Killing Toys for Boys Lunatic Arms Militia Guns and Accessories Osama's Gun Shop |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:21:28 AM EDT
[#3]
armed and dangerous the combat zone heavy ordinance gang members warehouse slaughter house .45 |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:49:15 AM EDT
[#4]
I was always partial to the one from the Simpsons,, Bloodbath and Beyond... [%|] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:56:16 AM EDT
[#5]
Kill 'Em 'N Grill 'Em Sports
Revenge Inc. Goin' Postal Mucko's Guns Axe 2 Grind Gunworks |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:01:07 AM EDT
[#6]
Dirty Eddie's Guns, Porn and Liquor: No I.D.? No promblem!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:21:33 AM EDT
[#7]
The Lone Gunman Firearm Co.
or my favorite: EricTheHunzGunz That ought to get a visit from the ATF! Eric The(IfTheyReallyKnewMe)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:24:49 AM EDT
[#8]
Bannana Republic Arms
Guns 4 Drugs Swap Shop Guns 4 Young 'Uns Hostage Takers, Inc. The Voices in My Head, Inc. Ruby Ridge Arms Waco Armory Bustin' Caps Jayson Williams Shotguns and More The Dallas Cowboys I'm DONE Talking, Inc. Hunters and Killers Mall Ninja Arms |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:29:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Psycho Sam's Arms Emporium
Jimmy "Have you seen what a .357 can do to a fed's face?" Bob's Gunz Weaponry, Inc. and Youth After-School Center |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:33:38 AM EDT
[#10]
I always wanted to open a shop selling all the non-gun stuff the gun shops around here don't stock much of. You know, reloading components, powder, primers, holsters, scopes, slings, etc.
I'd call it "Accessories After the Fact" [:D] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:35:59 AM EDT
[#11]
"Moody Loner Glen's Murderous Assault Weapons"
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:37:01 AM EDT
[#12]
How about not calling it the: Da blowaway White'y Gun and crack shack |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:38:31 AM EDT
[#13]
Toys for Tots
Gunrunners, Inc. Target (Oops!) Illegal Al's Matt's Massacre Center Bob's Blowout |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:41:32 AM EDT
[#14]
10) Machineguns, dirks and daggers
9) We tag ‘em you bag ‘em 8) Law don’t go around here! 7) Home of the Black Talon cartridge 6) NFA, NF-shmay 5) ATFsmack 4) Ted Nugent’s wall of slaughter 3) Streetsweeper’s paradise 2) Class 3 mayhem 1) Sawed-off super store! |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:43:30 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: I was always partial to the one from the Simpsons,, Bloodbath and Beyond... [%|] God, I'm glad I wasn't sipping a drink when I read that! ROFLMAO! Damn, but I love the Simpsons. No respect for anybody. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:49:12 AM EDT
[#16]
I Hear Voices, Inc... What?
The Smell of Napalm in the Morning, Inc. Bang, Bang, Maxwell's Silver 1911 Tim's Fertilizer, Fuel Oil, and Gunz Whackers n Packers |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:50:38 AM EDT
[#17]
We be gats 'n shit
Murder, Inc. Tupac's Toybox Downtown Saturday Night Hot Throbbing Iron (a class 3 dealership) |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:53:11 AM EDT
[#18]
Put it next to a church and call it "Guns for Nuns Inc."
Robby |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 8:14:50 AM EDT
[#19]
Gangsta's Supply Shop, Indoor Range, and Bar (Drink a 40 while shooting one, too!)
Drive-by Supply Crazy Eddie's Guns, Landmines, and Booby Traps Jimmy Ray's Shootin' Irons n' Stuff ("We'll treat you like a King!") (Think about that one for a minute...[BD]) Black Helicopter Society Tommy's Guns and Tinfoil Hats Colonel Khadaffi's Bomb in a Bucket guns and supply store Handgun Control, My Ass! Sarah Brady's Worst Nightmares Sold Here Urban Combat Supply Freddie's Full Auto Funhouse Postal Supply Co. Personal Nuclear Weapons, Incorporated Vincent's House of Violence Headshot Gun Shop "Sniper Supplies and Stuff" Dirty Harry's Handguns and Hard Liquor Bloodtrail Armament Co. Thrill Kill Gunnery Shop Deadly Weapons Company Bob's Bombs and Stuff Danny's Dynamite and Blasting Supplies Hugh's Human Hunting Supplies CJ |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 8:48:53 AM EDT
[#20]
Bitchin' Automatic Type Firearms
Boyd's Anti-Terrorist Funhouse Burning Ammo Terrifically Fast Bureau of All Terrible Firearms |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:05:15 AM EDT
[#21]
The Bullet Hole The 99Cent GunStore Guns4Less Fun Guns Auto Sears Center |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:12:24 AM EDT
[#22]
Hummm..... give this a go....
Whisper, Inc Payless Arms, Inc. Big Bore, Inc Knight Specials, Inc. Twin Towers, Inc. A&P Ammo, LLC |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:13:17 AM EDT
[#23]
House of Evil
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:13:58 AM EDT
[#24]
"VOTIN' FROM THE ROOFTOPS FAMILY FUN CENTER"
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:18:34 AM EDT
[#25]
SHTF Emporium
- your one-stop source for doomsday supplies |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:19:54 AM EDT
[#26]
Castle Plastique Adult Emporium
Tommy's Hideaway NICK'S NO NICS GUNS Leo's Gun Drop Booze-N-Booms Bar & Range |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:29:28 AM EDT
[#27]
Under the Table Guns
Trenchcoat Mafia Warehouse Dirtbag's Paradise Apocalypse Supply Koresh & Sons Bunker of Bargains Gangsta Gats Two Men and a Truckload of Ordnance FAL-Mart Unsafeway Gunz-R-Us - Your Saturday Night Specialists! Victoria's Secret Weapons Lee Harvey Oswald's - Where the Elite Meet to Put Heat on the Street |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:37:09 AM EDT
[#28]
Actually, I was considering Guns 'R Us as the business name when I eventually apply for an FFL.
1) Sarah Brady Can Kiss My Ass Guns 2) The Law Doesn't Apply To Us Guns 3) Osama's Favorite Gun Shop 4) Bubba's Pawn & Gun 5) The Artillery Barn 6) AK-47 Emporium 7) From My Cold Dead Hands Gun Shop 8) Register My Ass Gun Shop 9) FFL. What is an FFL Gun Shop 10) Branch Dividian's Revenge Gun Shop 11) Lon Horiuochi Should Die Gun Shop 12) Protect Your Compound Guns 13) Machine Gun Depot 14) Crypt Guns 15) Blood Guns 16) Victor Charley Gun Shop 17) Taliban Arms 18) Al Qaeda Arms 19) Sadaam Hussein's Insane Gun Shop 20) Qaddafi's Wacky Guns 21) Hizzbollah/Ebola Arms 22) Bio Weapons 'R Us 23) Anthrax Guns 24) Anthrax Depot 25) Black Plague Guns 26) Johnny Jihad's Guns 26) Wage War Against The Infidels Gun Shop 27) Guns, Drugs, and Porn 28) Guns For The Children 29) Arm The Students Gun Shop 30) A Gun In Every Classroom Gun Shop 31) A Gun On Every Airplane Gun Shop |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:40:24 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: FAL-Mart [^] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:42:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Fuckin' Liberals Guns and Accessories
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:47:59 AM EDT
[#31]
"Y'all Can Kiss My Ass, I Don't Need No Coolin' Off Period" Guns and Ammo.
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like YOU, Guns. Guns for God Gin and Barrett - (Gun store and bar) |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:48:34 AM EDT
[#32]
How about a beach motiff.... SUN "N" GUNS
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:51:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: I was always partial to the one from the Simpsons,, Bloodbath and Beyond... [%|] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/DarkHelmet%2FHomerShotgun%2Egif[/img] If I were to ever open a gun shop.... I think I would call it... "The Grassy Knoll" [:D] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:54:42 AM EDT
[#34]
Exit Wounds
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Posted: 3/7/2002 10:28:28 AM EDT
[#35]
Bart's Burpguns & Bangalores
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Posted: 3/7/2002 10:56:16 AM EDT
[#36]
KBs R Us.
Kharn |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 10:56:46 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: I was always partial to the one from the Simpsons,, Bloodbath and Beyond... [%|] Right On! How about "40s and Nines"? Think that was from 'Don't be a Menace'. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:09:11 AM EDT
[#38]
Wholesale Death & Destruction
Ryan's Serial-Number-Free Guns Clusterbombs, Etc. Russian Roulette's Playa's Gat-Shack |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:26:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Colonel Khadaffi's Bomb in a Bucket guns and supply store hmm do u have that robin williams show? ;) Come on down to Colonel Khadaffi's Bomb in a Bucket! come on down, bring the kids get a free grenade! |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:51:43 PM EDT
[#40]
I'm glad somebody caught that reference! [:D]
By the way, Robin Williams has a new movie, directed by nutty Danny DeVito (Directed The War of The Roses and Throw Momma From the Train, among other things), where Williams plays a nutcase. It looks like it's going to be a sidesplitter. I can't remember the name of it, though. I'll be there. CJ |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 1:19:06 PM EDT
[#41]
The new Robin Williams movie is called(I'm not making this up) "Death to Smoochy", with Edward Norton, from "Fight Club". And yes, '40's and 9's' was from "Don't be a Menace"
Taxi Driver Arms (Gets the Travis Bickle Seal of Approval!) M16's 'n' More! Smoked Pork: Fine Firearms for the Discriminating Gangster "Freedom Fighter" Weapons and Accessories Third Reich Arms (Come in with a shaved head, get a box of ammo FREE!) The Killing Fields Zed's Guns (Zed's dead, baby) Mugger's Choice Bubba's Warehouse of Death Smoke 'em if You Gotta Ehh, that's all i got for now. And "Gun, Drugs and Porn"? Come on! That's not a bad name for a gun shop, that's my one stop shop for the weekend! |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 1:46:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Gangsta's paradise
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Posted: 3/7/2002 1:47:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: If I were to ever open a gun shop.... I think I would call it... "The Grassy Knoll" [:D] Damn! Beat me to it. Ok, how about: The Book Depository Straw Man Firearms Bazooka Hut 19-Eleven (Slurpies AND guns!) Bayside Institute for the Criminally Insane Gun Shop |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 1:52:43 PM EDT
[#44]
What could be wrong with...
Hangun outta Control, Inc. Sniper's Supply Psycho's Shooting Supply Phil's Pills and Kills, your complete pharmacy and firearms supply shop. Final Solution Guns and Ammo, home of the one bullet purchase plan. Suicidal Shooter's Choice Shotguns and Shotnuns |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 2:02:53 PM EDT
[#45]
Pigstickers
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Posted: 3/7/2002 2:13:55 PM EDT
[#46]
Future Killers and Accessories.
Gangsta Survival Gear Stray Bullets Inc. Anarchy Supplies Anti-Gov Solutions Gun and Head shop all in One! Grab, Stab and Shoot Surplus Pro Killers Sanctuary Bloody Bill's Bargin Bullets |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 2:15:07 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: Goin' Postal That would be a downright AWESOME name if you had a combination gun store/Mail Boxes, Etc. place. [:D] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:06:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Dropped Once, Inc.
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:34:00 PM EDT
[#49]
"The Cyclic Shop"
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:37:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Slugs and Drugs for Thugs
Columbine Trench Coat and Gun Shop Urban Terminator Arsenal Supply Deathsticks, inc. Ash's Boomsticks and Chainsaws John Gotti's Wholesale Contracts and Used Murder Weapons Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Chop and Sex Shop (Since we are going for tasteless/inadvisable titles, I'll post the next one, but be warned, it's VILE.) Hitler's Heavy Weapons, Holocaust and Bakery Supply (Told ya!) [%|] ...that's enough for now... CJ |
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