An old one and a bad one...

Subject: FW: TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:


TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

I gave my girlfriend a muffler for Christmas last year.  Every time she yells at me, it backfires.

A handgun won't complain about sleeping on the wet spot.

When a handgun gets loaded, it doesn't turn into a bitch.

You can stuff a handgun into a drawer and it won't complain.

A handgun doesn't get mad at you for farting, no matter when, where, or what company you're with.

A handgun can be totally ignored until you need it.

A handgun doesn't mind getting its orifice cleaned out with a stainless steel brush.

A handgun never files for divorce.

A handgun may get stolen, but it'll never run off with somebody else.

It's legal to have a whole closet full of handguns.

A well-kept 80 year old handgun will be virtually identical to a new one, and still fun to shoot.

A handgun won't wreck your car for you.

CJ

All true and funny as hell![}:D]

DAMMIT that's funny!  ILMAO!!!
Well done guys.
[;D]

a handgun is much cheaper [:D]