Scenario 3
It's a lovely summer day, and people stream through the gates into Maier Festival Park. "Welcome to Summerfest," says a voice on the public address system. "No cans, bottles, fireworks, skateboards, pistols, rifles, shotguns, bazookas or rocket launchers are allowed on the grounds."
[blue]Or . . . It's a lovely summer day, at the highschool football game. Eric and Dylan come through the gates with Ak-47s blasting to get back at the "jocks". Janitor bob pulls out his glock and stops them. We all saw how well the police protected the columbine kids.[/blue]
Scenario 4
A magician is performing before a large crowd. She decides to try some audience participation. "Does anyone have a gun I could borrow for my next trick?" Two hundred hands go up. When she says she's planning to make the gun disappear, all the hands are quickly lowered. The magician is arrested for violating the Second Amendment.
[blue]That's funny. Ha Ha.[/blue]
Scenario 5
All Joe can think about is getting his next rock of crack cocaine. His family has disowned him. He has no job, no money, no hope. He needs drugs, and he needs them now. Then he remembers that Wisconsin has a new law that allows his potential victims to carry concealed weapons. "Oh, shoot," he moans, not intending the pun. "Guess I'll just watch a little TV and turn in early tonight."
[blue]Better yet, Joe goes out and pulls a knife on Jill (who was heading to the ATM when she was interrupted by Al). Jill pulls out her .357 and rids the city of a violent crack addict. Joe's brother, also a crack addict (but unarmed because prior convictions prevented him from getting a permit, and nobody would carry without a permit, would they?) sees his brother die, goes into rehab, and becomes a newspaper columnist.[/blue]
Bulges, bulges everywhere
Scenario 6
Lori is a police officer. Her husband worries about her safety when she puts on a uniform and goes out there to fight crime. As a cop, you never know when the person you stop will have a gun hidden in his or her clothing. Lori misses the days when that was illegal. She thinks about going back to school to become a pastry chef or something.
[blue]It will always be illegal to shoot cops. If a permit holder has no intention of doing so, what is the problem? If someone plans on killing a cop, a permit won't stop her.[/blue]
Scenario 7
At a family picnic, Stan gets into a heated argument with his brother-in-law, Oliver. Both men have had scrapes with the law. But they aren't felons or otherwise violent criminals, at least as far as we know, and they don't seem any crazier than the average person out there. So they were both able to obtain licenses to carry a concealed weapon. As the dispute escalates, they poke at each other with one hand and keep the other hand on the guns in their pockets just in case. Finally it's agreed they will have a duel like in the Old West when everyone walked around with guns. They stand back to back and count off 10 paces before they turn and fire. Luckily they both miss. Then they run a sack race for the kids.
[blue]Yes this scenario has turned up in all 44 other states with carry laws. There are shootouts on main street every night. Especially in Vermont, look up their crime rates for evidence of this.[/blue]