"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead."

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead."

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:42:04 PM EDT

NEW YORK (Dec. 18) –– A career criminal massacred three members of a family in their apartment but fell to his death when he tripped over his own baggy pants.

The massacre occurred Thursday afternoon near a string of upscale shops on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Police said the attack apparently stemmed from botched drug ripoff.

"There is a significant amount of heroin found in the apartment," Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly told the Daily News.
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David Karp, AP
Workers from the medical examiner's office carry the body of a murder suspect who fell to his death from an apartment building fire escape.

Police said Hector Quinones, 44, shot and killed Carlos Rodriguez Sr., 52, and his 24-year-old son, Carlos Rodriguez Jr., then stabbed to death the younger Rodriguez's grandfather, Fernando Gonzalez, 87, according to reports in the Daily News and the New York Post.

The elder Rodriguez's wife, Gisela Rodriguez, 49, and her daughter, Leyanis, 28, walked in on the carnage. Quinones heard keys in the lock and opened the door for the women, police said.

He shot the mother, who was grazed on the head by a bullet but managed to run from the apartment. The killer was just about the grab the daughter when his low-slung pants fell down and he tripped, the Post said. That gave the young woman the chance to run into a back room, where she found the bodies of her brother and father.

Quinones yanked up his pants and scrambled after Leyanis Rodriguez, who climbed onto a fire escape, screaming for help to construction workers on the roof of a nearby building, the Post said. The attacker followed her onto the fire escape, but once again his drooping pants fell and he tripped, plunging three stories to his death.

Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:43:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Awesome

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:44:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Sue his estate for the litter he became when he went splat on the sidewalk.

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:45:47 PM EDT

[#3]

Is it just me or is that story a little Puerto Ricanny?

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:47:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Well damn, finally those stupid pants do some good.

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:48:44 PM EDT

[#5]

funny story.

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:50:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Good Shoot Trip!

Posted: 12/21/2009 4:53:43 PM EDT

[#7]

FUBU did what the American Justice System could not.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:02:23 PM EDT

[#8]

night tripper

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:06:18 PM EDT

[#9]

Hope he had a nice trip. I doubt we'll see any more of him this fall.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:10:26 PM EDT

[#10]

I can't adequately express my gratification about the outcome of this story. It just makes me all warm and fuzzy. Too bad he couldn't have taken the plunge before the murders, but it sounds like no one in that apartment was living a low risk lifestyle.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:11:39 PM EDT

[#11]

I'd have to actually see the dive in order to score it.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:13:20 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Awesome

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:14:24 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Sue his estate for the litter he became when he went splat on the sidewalk.

You see?

You can find lot's of good, practical ideas in GD.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:19:19 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
FUBU did what the American Justice System could not.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:20:35 PM EDT

[#15]

Too bad about the murder, Maybe... (not sure about the murdered here)
But the ending rulz.
Have a nice trip, fuck face.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:21:07 PM EDT

[#16]

Karma is a pair of baggy pants?

Who knew.

Monk

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:21:45 PM EDT

[#17]

It's NY,victim's family will sue clothing manufacture.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:26:25 PM EDT

[#18]

If only drugs were legal such tragedies like this wouldn't happen

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:30:32 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:33:08 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
FUBU did what the American Justice System could not.

+1

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:34:42 PM EDT

[#21]

they will love him when he gets to hell......... tripped on your pants????? BUWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH...

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:36:18 PM EDT

[#22]

I find nothing in the story to be upset about....

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:37:39 PM EDT

[#23]

I wish more criminal scum would trip on their dumbass baggy pants and fall to their deaths.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:39:58 PM EDT

[#24]

great ending

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:41:03 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:44:05 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:44:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Police said Hector Quinones, 44, shot and killed Carlos Rodriguez Sr., 52, and his 24-year-old son, Carlos Rodriguez Jr.,

How is this even possible in Bloomberg's gun free paradise?

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:47:23 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

night tripper

One way ticket, yeah...

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:47:24 PM EDT

[#29]

In New York, Pants wear you!

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:48:59 PM EDT

[#30]

A moment of silence for the fallen . . . . .

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:49:18 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

night tripper

One way ticket, yeah...

It took him so long to find out.

(Link for those who wish to join in the fun.)

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:53:51 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
It's NY,victim's family will sue clothing manufacture.

In this case, I don't mind if FUBU gets sued out of business. It'll be a little revenge for Bloomberg's war on the legal firearms industry.

Posted: 12/21/2009 5:57:44 PM EDT

[#33]

Darwin, the most successful serial killer in human history.

Is it wrong for me to be feeling a little schadenfreude when I read that news story?

Probably not.

Vulcan94

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:00:14 PM EDT

[#34]

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Posted: 12/21/2009 6:02:45 PM EDT

[#35]

Another turd flushed from this world. Win!

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:04:49 PM EDT

[#36]

The prison style of no belt did him in.

The police recovered 100K in Heron packed for street sales in the apt about 10,000 decks or 1,000 bundles

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:08:36 PM EDT

[#37]

Live by the sag, die by the sag.

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:17:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Cause of death: failure to use a belt.

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:28:50 PM EDT

[#39]

Now New York will have to redesign all the fire escapes to prevent this.

GM

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:31:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Karma really caught him with his pants down.

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:38:30 PM EDT

[#41]

career criminal
baggy pants
Manhattan
heroin
drug ripoff

These key words make me not give one fuck about this story!...

I am having a hard time weeping for the victims...Hell it was a drug rip so they were doing shit that put them into
a bad situation and crime caught up with them..

Unfortunately it could have never been an issue if you could get opium at the pharmacy....Legally!

Posted: 12/21/2009 6:44:43 PM EDT

[#42]

Sounds like a serious Fashion Malfunction

Posted: 12/21/2009 7:38:11 PM EDT

[#43]

A holiday tale with an ending that warms the heart. Merry Christmas asshole.

Posted: 12/21/2009 8:04:31 PM EDT

[#44]

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