If This is'nt the opening of this weeks Satuday Night Live, I'll always wonder how they missed it.
As The scene opens, We See Dick Cheney,dressed in A dark black suit and wrap around sunglasses.
Flanked by Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, In the same Men in Black garb.
Cheney: Hello America, it has come to our attention, that you may have some Questions about the Shadow Goverment, And it Role and function.
As you know a Evil Zelot has emerged in the world, A man so Evil in fact that he has designs on nothing less than the destruction of America and our way very way of life.
Cheney Picks up a picture of Tom Dashel and shows it to the camera:
Cheney: So the President Has asked myself, select members of the Goverment, The Counsil on Foriegn Relations, the Illuminati and members of the Scull and Bones fraternity, Along with our good friend Dr. Henry Kissenger...
Cheney Motions to his right, The Camera pans, To Show Henry Kissinger, Sitting in a wheel Chair, wearing one Black leather Glove.
Kissenger: Hellooo...Mien Fu, I mean Mr. Vice President. It is Such a pleasure to serve the Fatherla, I mean Homeland again.
The camera pans back to Cheney.
Cheney: now as you can see, This is just a precaution, There is absolutely nothing to worry about. in the event, that the unthinkable happens, And this Evil man (Points to the Picture of Dashel,) Were to in fact destroy the goverment, We, down here, in this top secret bunker would survive to fight on.
Hell this place is so secret, That Every one, who comes down here has their memory Erased, with one of these thingies.
Tommy Lee Jones hands Cheney a Silver, cylindrical wand with a light in the top.
Cheney: this little gizzmo here, just zaps the location of this top secret facility, right out of your mind. Of course we might have used it maybe, on or two times too many on the President, When he was down here. You think thats why, he has that vacant look in his eyes, when he gives those press briefings? Well no matter. We just want you to know that in the event, that something terrible happens and millions of you, are incinerated in your beds. That the Shadow Goverment, will be on the job. Is'nt that right henry...
Camera Pans to Kissenger:
Kissenger:Thats right mien Vice president.
Kissengers Gloved hand suddeny Explodes from the Arm of the Chair, into a Nazi Salute, Which he quickly grabs with his other hand and wrestles the offending limb back down.
Cheney: LIVE FROM MOUNT WEATHER, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.