ARFCOM-ism, the story…

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Posted: 12/18/2009 7:14:10 PM EDT

I wanted to see just how many different ARFCOM-isms I could use and still be at least 35% Coherent. Yes this is proof I have way too much time on my hands.

And so it begins…I am a heavy equipment operator. While unloading my D8R from the lowboy trailer, my boss yelled “Hey AROCK!” Not looking where I should have, I instantly Bladed at a 45 Deg. Angle. This was gonna be a great day. Keep in mind; this was the Monday following a tragic Boating Accident, in which I lost my entire gun collection while thinking about the perfect Chili recipe.

That evening the wife showed me in living color what the ARFCOM curse is all about after catching me look at someone else’s Babnanas. I mean really is that big of a deal? We were at Wal Mart, I was looking for bacon, got pushed over by a heavy 6, and poof, Babnanas. You would think I saw hers and the wife and said “hey I’ll just get both”.,

This is just proof that yes I am legend, and that maybe I should just eject and Nuke it from orbit.

P.S. Fuck Obama

Posted: 12/18/2009 7:53:45 PM EDT

[#1]

-2 internets. You forgot to fo.

Posted: 12/18/2009 7:55:09 PM EDT

[#2]

You need to say what gun, holster, and ammo you are carrying.

Posted: 12/18/2009 7:55:36 PM EDT

[#3]

dont forget to eat your shower cookies.

Posted: 12/18/2009 7:59:56 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

I wanted to see just how many different ARFCOM-isms I could use and still be at least 35% Coherent. Yes this is proof I have way too much time on my hands.

And so it begins…I am a heavy equipment operator. While unloading my D8R from the lowboy trailer, my boss yelled “Hey AROCK!” Not looking where I should have, I instantly Bladed at a 45 Deg. Angle. This was gonna be a great day. Keep in mind; this was the Monday following a tragic Boating Accident, in which I lost my entire gun collection while thinking about the perfect Chili recipe.

That evening the wife showed me in living color what the ARFCOM curse is all about after catching me look at someone else’s Babnanas. I mean really is that big of a deal? We were at Wal Mart looking for a pressure washer, I was looking for bacon, got pushed over by a heavy 6, and poof, Babnanas. You would think I saw hers and the wife and said “hey I’ll just fo and get both”.,

This is just proof that yes I am legend, and that maybe I should just eject and Nuke it from orbit.

P.S. Fuck Obama

ver 1.1

Posted: 12/18/2009 8:02:44 PM EDT

[#5]

You should have pushed XDBACKUPGUN out of your way in line.

Posted: 12/18/2009 8:03:48 PM EDT

[#6]

wheres the 87? and the grammer nazis?

Posted: 12/18/2009 8:09:50 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I wanted to see just how many different ARFCOM-isms I could use and still be at least 35% Coherent. Yes this is proof I have way too much time on my hands.

And so it begins…I am a heavy equipment operator. While unloading my D8R from the lowboy trailer, my boss yelled “Hey AROCK!” Not looking where I should have, I instantly Bladed at a 45 Deg. Angle. This was gonna be a great day. Keep in mind; this was the Monday following a tragic Boating Accident, in which I lost my entire gun collection while thinking about the perfect Chili recipe.

That evening the wife showed me in living color what the ARFCOM curse is all about after catching me look at someone else’s Babnanas. I mean really is that big of a deal? We were at Wal Mart looking for a pressure washer, I was looking for bacon, got pushed over by a heavy 6, and poof, Babnanas. You would think I saw hers and the wife and said “hey I’ll just fo and get both”.,

This is just proof that yes I am legend, and that maybe I should just eject and Nuke it from orbit.

P.S. Fuck Obama

ver 1.1

Better, but still needs some work. Why isn't your wife making you a sammich?