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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:50:36 PM EDT
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:52:45 PM EDT
[#1]
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen



She has ink so , it may not be your thing
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:53:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Your really need to see someone.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:53:58 PM EDT
[#3]
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'





Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:54:46 PM EDT
[#4]
Hahaha an amputee porn addict in the making.

I love this place.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:54:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought  "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:56:01 PM EDT
[#6]





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Your really need to see someone.






I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"


I thought  "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."










 
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:56:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Well this is a story that won't make it into American Rifleman's "The Armed Citizen."
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:56:33 PM EDT
[#8]
You more than likely have Acrotomophilia, congrats.





Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:57:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'




Link Posted: 11/22/2009 12:57:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.


Ask her out, maybe you'll get lucky, hold her good arm down while she's giving you head and see what she does with the other

I'm just a sick bastard today
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:00:04 PM EDT
[#11]
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Quoted:
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Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought  "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."


 


Someone just got a new sig line...

I liked the one-legged chick on "My Name is Earl"... lol
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:05:05 PM EDT
[#12]
One legged chics are better. They can't cross their legs to save their ass.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:05:34 PM EDT
[#13]
You need threapy. Many years of threapy.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:06:02 PM EDT
[#14]
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:06:29 PM EDT
[#15]
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I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.


Ask her out, maybe you'll get lucky, hold her good arm down while she's giving you head and see what she does with the other

I'm just a sick bastard today




Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:07:02 PM EDT
[#16]
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:07:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.


What about without a belt? Can they even put belts on?
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:08:13 PM EDT
[#18]
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At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'



Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:08:42 PM EDT
[#19]
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To the ankle?  
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:08:54 PM EDT
[#20]
You never cease to amaze me GunNutJuell.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:10:17 PM EDT
[#21]
I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:10:24 PM EDT
[#22]
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You never cease to amaze me GunNutJuell.


My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:10:48 PM EDT
[#23]



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Quoted:

How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?




To their belt.



From experience.
Why would a cop handcuff someone to themselves?





 
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:12:16 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
Why would a cop handcuff someone to themselves?

 


So they won't escape.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:12:37 PM EDT
[#25]





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Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen





She has ink so , it may not be your thing



I'd guess that most of Arfcom would be out on that... or, at least say they were.

 






I, on the other hand, would nuke her V-J from fucking orbit.

 
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:12:42 PM EDT
[#26]
You will always have entertainment.  Hand her a pudding cup and a spoon and watch her chase that fucker around the table.




Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:14:43 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:16:04 PM EDT
[#28]




I think I'm going to hell just for laughing at this thread.

Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:16:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.


What about without a belt? Can they even put belts on?


I had to arrest a one armed man outside a Salvation Army once. He had no problem getting his belt and pants off apparently so I imagine he had no problem putting them on.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:16:56 PM EDT
[#30]
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:18:43 PM EDT
[#31]



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What is the sound of one hand fapping?


Any man with the internet and a mouse knows that one better than their own ringtone.
 
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:21:24 PM EDT
[#32]
I can see it now, you ask her out, get lucky and that damm stump will be flailing around hittin you on the head and shit
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:22:32 PM EDT
[#33]
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My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.



Actually, I've been sure from the beginning that you're a retarded virgin.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:23:58 PM EDT
[#34]
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My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.



Actually, I've been sure from the beginning that you're a retarded virgin.


LOL, you don't know MEEEE!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:24:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:25:27 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




whats wrong with her?

Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:26:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

I'd guess that most of Arfcom would be out on that... or, at least say they were.  

I, on the other hand, would nuke her V-J from fucking orbit.
 




Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:27:14 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


Wow.  
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:27:20 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




whats wrong with her?


She has one leg?

Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:27:25 PM EDT
[#40]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen



She has ink so , it may not be your thing




Amina Munster = pretty hot.



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




Meh, she's flat footed




I kid, she's hot! I'd do her!
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:28:02 PM EDT
[#41]
I bet she swims in circles.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:29:16 PM EDT
[#42]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.




Wow.


Watch BSH blow a fuse at the "lack of class" of arfcom. It's pretty entertainning when you know he posts shit like this all the time. Double standards; people have them.

Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:29:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


I hope women don't think like this.  Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:30:36 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


No no she is not hot not even a little. And that tat sticker on the stump with the flat foot is stupid.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:31:10 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


HOT +1
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:31:49 PM EDT
[#46]
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


one cuff on wrist...the other thru a belt loop
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:34:12 PM EDT
[#47]
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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.


Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:35:11 PM EDT
[#48]
I get what the OP is feeling. I am often attracted by certain "uniquenesses" in women.

Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:35:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Think of the advantages..even if she has and ugly elbow...it's only 1 ugly elbow and not 2!
Link Posted: 11/22/2009 1:35:28 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
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Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


I hope women don't think like this.  Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.


They do. Two of our guys came back to empty houses apperently because their wives just couldn't deal with it. One guy lost both legs at the knees to an EFP, and the other guy lost his leg from the hip down.
Fucking bitches.
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