Bear eats two islamic militants

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bear eats two islamic militants

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:37:45 AM EDT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm

Bear kills militants in Kashmir
By Altaf Hussain
BBC News, Srinagar

The bear population has grown in Kashmir in recent times
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

Bodies found

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

"Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear," another police officer said.

A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.

Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.

Animal attacks

Wildlife experts say the conflict in Kashmir has actually resulted in an increase in the population of bears and leopards.

Following the outbreak of the insurgency people had to hand in their weapons to police - which put a halt to poaching.

As a result, there has been a greater incidence of man-animal conflict, say experts.

There have been many reports of bears and leopards killing or mauling humans in different parts of the Kashmir valley in recent years.

Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:40:28 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm

Bear kills militants in Kashmir
By Altaf Hussain
BBC News, Srinagar

The bear population has grown in Kashmir in recent times
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

Bodies found

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

"Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear," another police officer said.

A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.

Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.

Animal attacks

Wildlife experts say the conflict in Kashmir has actually resulted in an increase in the population of bears and leopards.

Following the outbreak of the insurgency people had to hand in their weapons to police - which put a halt to poaching.

As a result, there has been a greater incidence of man-animal conflict, say experts.

There have been many reports of bears and leopards killing or mauling humans in different parts of the Kashmir valley in recent years.

Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.

Get Sum!

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:41:33 AM EDT

[#2]

+2 for the bear

, in befor the hover bear pic

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:41:34 AM EDT

[#3]

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=950357

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:48:15 AM EDT

[#4]

Good Bear

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:53:14 AM EDT

[#5]

Not to be the dupe police, but every other thread on page one of GD is about this.

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:56:51 AM EDT

[#6]

Good ole Bears, ya just gotta love 'em. Especially when they eat the enemy.

Posted: 11/4/2009 6:58:10 AM EDT

[#7]

So the bears are decidedly on OUR side.

Good for the bears (I will still root for the Redskins).

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:01:21 AM EDT

[#8]

Now that's what I call "special" forces!

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:03:25 AM EDT

[#9]

Renminds me of the joke..
Rabbit is taking a dump in the woods. Bear shows up sniffs the rabbit then begins to shit as well. Bear looks at Rabbit and asks if Crap stick to the Rabbits fur when the rabbit takes a dump? Rabbit replies yes. Bear says good! ..grabs rabbit and wiped his own ass.

wonder if islam crap sticks?

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:03:55 AM EDT

[#10]

Once again, good maul.

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:15:42 AM EDT

[#11]

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den

Location,Location,Location,

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:18:03 AM EDT

[#12]

HAHA

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:21:46 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Renminds me of the joke..
Rabbit is taking a dump in the woods. Bear shows up sniffs the rabbit then begins to shit as well. Bear looks at Rabbit and asks if Crap stick to the Rabbits fur when the rabbit takes a dump? Rabbit replies yes. Bear says good! ..grabs rabbit and wiped his own ass.

wonder if islam crap sticks?

I bet it does

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:21:59 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Good Bear

That is what I said.

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:26:59 AM EDT

[#15]

I bet that bear had the shits for a week !!

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:32:35 AM EDT

[#16]

Didn't know the green berets wore bear suits....

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:33:21 AM EDT

[#17]

Good eat?

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:38:40 AM EDT

[#18]

Obviously CIA trained killer bears.

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:40:23 AM EDT

[#19]

I think they say...

Inshallah

(It was the Will of Allah)...

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:44:41 AM EDT

[#20]

I've been waiting to use this smiley for a while.

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:45:31 AM EDT

[#21]

Maybe we should train some bears too. They would never see it coming.

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:49:01 AM EDT

[#22]

Do they still get their 72 virgins?

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:52:14 AM EDT

[#23]

The moral to this story is don't fuck with the bears porridge.

Posted: 11/4/2009 7:54:02 AM EDT

[#24]

I want a video

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:02:48 AM EDT

[#25]

manbearpig

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:05:44 AM EDT

[#26]

New reports are saying a bear was found dead in the Kashmir region, suspected of consuming a toxic substance...

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:07:58 AM EDT

[#27]

haha

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:12:30 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Didn't know the green berets wore bear suits....

Shhh.... Opsec.

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Posted: 11/4/2009 8:22:51 AM EDT

[#29]

What a great headline. I was asking the other day why does tragedy always happen to good people. For example you never hear of a drunk driver running in to a bus full of convicted rapist and setting them all on fire. Its always crippled choir kids for Christ that get hurt.

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:23:09 AM EDT

[#30]

Time to start recruiting at the zoos and wilderness

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:29:01 AM EDT

[#31]

Now, reading that has definitely put my day off to a good start.

Posted: 11/4/2009 8:29:06 AM EDT

[#32]

The Indian government is searching for this bear, with plans of starting a breeding program
to combat Paki insurgents.

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:04:26 AM EDT

[#33]

Hey its a start!

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:14:34 AM EDT

[#34]

yeti

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:18:02 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Didn't know the green berets wore bear suits....

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:20:57 AM EDT

[#36]

Probably a gay furry on meth.

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:24:58 AM EDT

[#37]

Bear Cavalry FTW

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:28:32 AM EDT

[#38]

Go Bears!

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:28:37 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Now, reading that has definitely put my day off to a good start.

Posted: 11/4/2009 9:32:41 AM EDT

[#40]

I bet he wishes he had some Listerine about now.

Posted: 11/4/2009 10:06:54 AM EDT

[#41]

That is what they get for trying to steal their fruit plate and cigars.

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:08:53 PM EDT

[#42]

awesome if only this would happen more often. In other news today every cave in afgahanistan has been filled with bears.

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:11:46 PM EDT

[#43]

Ohhh, that wasn't pretty.

I'd give that Bear the Bronze star if I could.

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:13:07 PM EDT

[#44]

A shame it only ate two of them.

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:13:12 PM EDT

[#45]

First time? Only if you ignore the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:15:23 PM EDT

[#46]

Didn't you guys get the ultra-right wing conservative memo about how Haliburton created a machine that turns bears into terrorist killing machines? It was attached to the memo on the Haliburton weather machine responsible for Katrina...remember?

Jeez, everyone here really needs to start reading their super sercret memos or what's the point of being a member of the "vast right wing conspiracy?"

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:17:44 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

The moral to this story is don't attempt to fuck with the bears porridge.

Posted: 11/4/2009 12:23:17 PM EDT

[#48]

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